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Subject: WOW<br />
IT SURE IS IMPORTANT TO YOU TO KNOW WHAT NIGHT ME AND MAX WERE AT HIS<br />
AUNT'S, HUH?<br />
DID YOUR DRY CLEANER LOSE A SWEATER OF YOURS THAT DAY OR SOMETHING? I<br />
HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS. I REALLY WISH I COULD REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS<br />
EXACTLY, SO I COULD HELP YOU.<br />
OH WAIT. I KNOW THERE WAS SOME KIND OF PLAYOFF GAME, BECAUSE ALL THE CARS<br />
THAT WENT BY WHILE I WAS WAITING IN THE CAR, THEY HAD THE GAME ON. AND WE<br />
WERE LOSING, SO EVERYBODY WAS REALLY MAD. OH, AND THERE WAS NO DOORMAN.<br />
IT WAS WEIRD, BECAUSE MAX JUST WALKED RIGHT IN, AND NOBODY STOPPED HIM.<br />
BUT WHILE HE WAS GONE THIS CHINESE FOOD DELIVERY MAN CAME, AND HE LOOKED<br />
ALL AROUND THE LOBBY FOR THE DOORMAN, SO HE COULD CALL UP TO THE PEOPLE HE<br />
WAS DELIVERING TO AND TELL THEM HE WAS COMING. THE REASON I NOTICED WAS<br />
BECAUSE THE CHINESE FOOD DELIVERY MAN WAS WEARING ACID WASHED JEANS,<br />
WHICH ARE SO TOTALLY EIGHTIES, BUT I GUESS IF YOU ARE AN IMMIGRANT YOU<br />
WOULDN'T KNOW THAT. AND I WAS THINKING WE SHOULD REALLY START SOME<br />
KIND OF EDUCATION PROGRAM FOR THE IMMIGRANTS SO THEY WOULD KNOW WHAT<br />
TO WEAR, SO AS NOT TO STAND OUT SO MUCH.<br />
KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LIKE YOU KNOW HOW CHRISTIE AND NAOMI AND CINDY<br />
STARTED THE FASHION CAFE?<br />
I WAS THINKING I COULD START LIKE A FASHION SCHOOL, FOR PEOPLE WHO COME TO<br />
NEW YORK FROM CHINA AND HAITI AND THE MIDWEST AND STUFF. ANYWAY, FINALLY<br />
MR. ACID WASHED JEANS FOUND HIM—THE DOORMAN, I MEAN--AND GOT BUZZED UP.<br />
THEN THE DOORMAN WENT AWAY AGAIN, AND RIGHT THEN MAX CAME DOWN, AND<br />
THE TWO OF US LEFT. DOES THAT HELP?<br />
VIVICA<br />
To: Max Friedlander <br />
From: Mel Fuller <br />
Subject: Your aunt<br />
Dear Mr. Friedlander,<br />
Your aunt is in the ICU, which means she can't have visitors. Ever. In fact, they get mad<br />
if you even ask if you can visit people who are in the ICU. Because people who are in<br />
the ICU are in very, very unstable condition, and the slightest germ from the outside<br />
world might make them worse. So not only are there no visitors allowed, but the room is<br />
constantly monitored for movement with motion detectors, so even if you tried to sneak<br />
in there, you would get caught right away. So I wouldn't even try to go visit your aunt.<br />
Sorry. But I bet if you sent a card, they'd show it to her when she wakes up.<br />
Mel Fuller