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To: Mel Fuller
From: Vivica@sophisticate.com
Subject: MAX'S AUNT
DEER MEL,
I WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOUR FREIND NADINE!!! FOOD CRITIC? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A
HARD JOB.
LIKE IF I WERE A FOOD CRITIC, I WOULDN'T KNOW WHICH I LIKED BETTER, FRIDAY'S
POTATO SKINS WITH CHEDDAR AND BACON BITS OR APPLEBEE'S POTATO SKINS WITH
CHEDDAR AND BACON BITS.
ANYWAY, THE TIME I WENT TO MAX'S AUNT'S APARTMENT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE I
LEFT FOR KEY WEST.
MAX WAS SUPPOSED TO GO WITH ME, BUT AT THE LAST MINUTE HE GOT A SHOOT IN
LA, SO I ENDED UP GOING DOWN FIRST, AND THEN HE MET ME ABOUT A WEEK LATER.
SO WHAT HAPPENED WAS, THE NIGHT BEFORE WE LEFT, HE SAID HE HAD TO GO PICK
SOMETHING UP FROM HIS AUNT'S APARTMENT, SO I WAITED DOWNSTAIRS IN THE
CAB WHILE HE WENT AND GOT IT. I NEVER DID GET TO MEET HIS AUNT. MAX SAID
SHE IS KIND OF A BITCH AND WOULDN'T LIKE ME ON ACCOUNT OF ME BEING TOO
YOUNG FOR HIM, WHICH HAPPENS WITH A LOT OF MY BOYFRIENDS. ANYWAY, AFTER A
WHILE MAX CAME BACK DOWN AND WE WENT TO CHILI'S. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
THEIR? THEY HAVE THE BEST ARTICHOKE DIP. WE SHOULD GO SOMETIME!
WELL, THAT'S ALL FOR NOW!
VIVICA
To: Mel Fuller
From: George Sanchez
Subject: I just walked by your desk
and noticed you were deeply immersed not in today's column, as one might hope, but in
your email. I know this might come as a surprise to you, but we don't actually pay you to
correspond with your friends, Fuller. We pay you to work. WOULD YOU MIND DOING SOME?
Or would that be asking too much of you?
G