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<strong>The</strong> Human Resources Division<br />

<strong>The</strong> New York Journal<br />

Please note that any future tardies may result in suspension or dismissal.<br />

To: Mel Fuller <br />

From: Nadine Wilcock <br />

Subject: You are in trouble<br />

Mel, where were you? I saw that Amy Jenkins from Human Resources skulking around<br />

your cubicle. I think you’re in for another one of those tardy notices. What is this, your<br />

50th? You better have a good excuse this time, because George was saying a little while ago<br />

that gossip columnists are a dime a dozen, and that he could get Liz Smith over here in a<br />

second to replace you if he wanted to. I think he was joking. It was hard to tell because<br />

the Coke machine is broken, and he hadn't had his morning Mountain Dew yet.<br />

By the way, did something happen last night between you and Aaron? He's been playing<br />

Wagner in his cubicle again. You know how this bugs George. Did you two have another<br />

fight? Are we doing lunch later or what?<br />

Nad :-)<br />

To: Mel Fuller <br />

From: Aaron Spender<br />

Subject: Last night<br />

Where are you, Mel? Are you going to be completely childish about this and not come in<br />

to the office until you're sure I've left for the day? Is that it?<br />

Can't we sit down and discuss this like adults?<br />

Aaron Spender<br />

Senior Correspondent<br />

New York Journal<br />

To: Mel Fuller <br />

From: Dolly Vargas <br />

Subject: Aaron Spender<br />

Melissa--<br />

Don't get the wrong idea, darling, I WASN'T spying on you, but a girl would have to be<br />

BLIND not to have noticed how you brained Aaron Spender with your bag last night at<br />

Pastis. You probably didn't even notice me, I was at the bar, and I looked around because

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