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anyway. And what do you think happened? Why, she snapped him right out from under me, of course. Not that I suffered for long. His father forbade the match, and we all moved on. Still, I learned then: supermodels have no body hair, no cellulite, and no feelings whatsoever. So let your conscience rest easy, sugar. She doesn't feel a thing! XXXOOO Dolly To: Dolly Vargas From: Mel Fuller Subject: Models Um, thanks for that advice about supermodels...I think. It was very enlightening. I guess. But if it's all the same to you, I'll just treat Vivica the way I would anybody else...meaning that I'm going to go on the assumption that she does have some feelings. Thanks anyway, and say to hi everyone for me. Mel PS I hope you aren't still going out with Peter. He's the one who put me on suspension, you know. I know it's asking a lot, but if you are still going out with him, could you at least refrain from having sex with him until I get back? I really think it would be the least you could do. To: Vivica@sophisticates.com From: Mel Fuller Subject: Max Friedlander Dear Vivica, In answer to your question, I am sorry to have to tell you that that story about Max wanting to marry you was completely made up by me. See, I was really angry with Max and his friend John for tricking me the way they did--making me think John was Max, and all. It really hurt my feelings, and I wanted to hurt them back, any way I could. The one thing I didn't think about was that by writing that story, I might also be hurting you. I am very sorry for that, and hope you will forgive me. If it would make you feel better, when I get back to work--I am currently taking a brief hiatus--I will happily write any story you want about Max Friedlander. Just tell me what to say, and I will do it. Only it has to be somewhat based in fact, as I have recently run into a bit of trouble for being too creative with some of my assignments.

Sincerely, Mel Fuller PS If it is any comfort at all to you, I know how you feel: I thought I was going to marry his friend--you know, the one who was pretending to be Max. But of course it didn't work out. You can't have a relationship that is based on lies. To: Mel Fuller From: Vivica@sophisticates.com Subject: Max Friedlander DEER MEL, WELL, I THOUGHT THAT MIGHT BE THE CASE. THAT THE STORY ABOUT MAX WANTING TO MARRY ME BEING MADE UP, I MEAN. I LIKE YOUR IDEA ABOUT RUNNING ANOTHER STORY ABOUT HIM. COULD YOU SAY THAT WHEN HE SLEEPS, HE SNORES LOUDER THAN ANY HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET? BECAUSE THAT IS DEFINITELY TRUE. I AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT HOW YOU CAN'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP THAT IS BASED ON LIES. MAX TOLD ME HE LOVED ME, AND IT TURNED OUT THAT WAS ALL LIES. I REALLY REALLY LOVED HIM, BUT HE SLEPT WITH THE MAID ANYWAY. AND ALL BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID DRIFTWOOD DOLPHINS. YOU SOUND PRETTY NICE, FOR A REPORTER. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE LUNCH ONE DAY WHILE YOU ARE ON HAITUS? I FOUND A NEW RESTAURANT I REALLY REALLY LIKE, IT IS CALLED APPLEBEE'S AND THEY HAVE EXCELLENT CHILI NACHOS, ALMOST AS GOOD AS AT MY OTHER FAVORITE RESTAURANT, FRIDAY'S. DO YOU WANT TO GO WITH ME SOMETIME? IT IS OK IF YOU SAY NO BECAUSE LOTS OF GIRLS DON'T LIKE ME ON ACCOUNT OF BEING A MODEL. LIKE MY GRAMMA SAYS, HONEY, YOU AIN'T A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL, NOT EVERYONE IS GOING TO LIKE YOU. LET ME KNOW. LOVE, VIVICA To: Vivica@sophisticates.com From: Mel Fuller Subject: Lunch Dear Vivica,

Sincerely,<br />

Mel Fuller<br />

PS If it is any comfort at all to you, I know how you feel: I thought I was going to marry<br />

his friend--you know, the one who was pretending to be Max. But of course it didn't<br />

work out. You can't have a relationship that is based on lies.<br />

To: Mel Fuller <br />

From: Vivica@sophisticates.com<br />

Subject: Max Friedlander<br />

DEER MEL,<br />

WELL, I THOUGHT THAT MIGHT BE THE CASE. THAT THE STORY ABOUT MAX WANTING<br />

TO MARRY ME BEING MADE UP, I MEAN. I LIKE YOUR IDEA ABOUT RUNNING ANOTHER<br />

STORY ABOUT HIM. COULD YOU SAY THAT WHEN HE SLEEPS, HE SNORES LOUDER THAN<br />

ANY HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET?<br />

BECAUSE THAT IS DEFINITELY TRUE. I AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT HOW YOU CAN'T HAVE<br />

A RELATIONSHIP THAT IS BASED ON LIES. MAX TOLD ME HE LOVED ME, AND IT<br />

TURNED OUT THAT WAS ALL LIES.<br />

I REALLY REALLY LOVED HIM, BUT HE SLEPT WITH THE MAID ANYWAY. AND ALL<br />

BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID DRIFTWOOD DOLPHINS. YOU SOUND PRETTY NICE, FOR A<br />

REPORTER. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE LUNCH ONE DAY WHILE YOU ARE ON HAITUS? I<br />

FOUND A NEW RESTAURANT I REALLY REALLY LIKE, IT IS CALLED APPLEBEE'S AND<br />

THEY HAVE EXCELLENT CHILI NACHOS, ALMOST AS GOOD AS AT MY OTHER FAVORITE<br />

RESTAURANT, FRIDAY'S. DO YOU WANT TO GO WITH ME SOMETIME? IT IS OK IF YOU<br />

SAY NO BECAUSE LOTS OF GIRLS DON'T LIKE ME ON ACCOUNT OF BEING A MODEL. LIKE<br />

MY GRAMMA SAYS, HONEY, YOU AIN'T A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL, NOT EVERYONE IS<br />

GOING TO LIKE YOU. LET ME KNOW.<br />

LOVE,<br />

VIVICA<br />

To: Vivica@sophisticates.com<br />

From: Mel Fuller <br />

Subject: Lunch<br />

Dear Vivica,

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