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From: Mel Fuller <br />

Subject: I can't<br />

You know I can't go. How am I supposed to go all the way out to Long Island when I<br />

have Paco to think of? You know he has to go out every four to five hours. I am wearing<br />

out my Steve Madden's as it is running back and forth between the office and my<br />

apartment building, trying to get there in time to take him out. <strong>The</strong>re's no way I can go all<br />

the way out to Long Island. <strong>The</strong> poor thing might explode.<br />

Mel<br />

PS Vivica--you know, the supermodel, and Donald Trump's latest arm candy--has<br />

dumped him! Seriously! She's dumped the Donald! He is said to be devastated, and she's<br />

gone into hiding. Poor things. I really thought that one was going to work out.<br />

To: Mel Fuller <br />

From: Nadine Wilcock <br />

Subject: Paco<br />

Okay, this is ridiculous. Mel, you cannot put your life on hold just because your next<br />

door neighbor happens to be in a coma. Seriously. <strong>The</strong>re must be someone in the<br />

woman's family who can look after that stupid dog. Why do YOU have to do it?<br />

You've done enough, for God's sake. I mean, you probably saved her life. Let someone<br />

else handle Paco and his digestive schedule. I mean it. I am not getting into that pool<br />

on my own. If you don't find this woman's next of kin, I will.<br />

Nad :(<br />

PS Excuse me, I understand your concern for Winona, but the Donald? And Vivica, the<br />

Victoria's Secret water-bra girl? <strong>The</strong>y'll be fine. Trust me.<br />

To: Nadine Wilcock <br />

From: Mel Fuller <br />

Subject: Paco<br />

It's easy for you to say let someone else handle Paco. My question would be WHO?<br />

Mrs. Friedlander's only living relative is her nephew Max, and not even the cops have<br />

been able to find him to tell him what happened to her. I know he lives somewhere in the<br />

city, but his phone number's unlisted. Apparently, he's some up-and-coming<br />

photographer with pictures in the Whitney, or something. At least, according to his aunt.<br />

And quite popular with the ladies....ergo, the unlisted number, I assume so the ladies<br />

husbands can't track him down. And of course, his aunt doesn't have his number written down

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