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Subject: I had to<br />

ride my bike to work today because of the whole mess over there on Madison. <strong>The</strong>re are<br />

women of all shapes and sizes lined up outside the Chronicle building. It's like when<br />

they drop the ball on New Years in Times Square, only everyone is more dressed up.<br />

You should see the panicked expressions on the faces of the cops who have been called<br />

in. Some of them are wearing riot gear. Do you feel better now? I think you could safely<br />

say the two of you are even.<br />

Tone<br />

To: Mel Fuller <br />

From: Tim Grabowski <br />

Subject: I can't believe<br />

you've finally started using your powers for evil, instead of good. I'm so proud I could<br />

burst. You go, girl.<br />

Tim<br />

To: Mel Fuller <br />

From: Don and Beverly Fuller <br />

Subject: Millionaire Bachelor<br />

Honey, I just saw on the news that there's a man in New York who is looking to marry a<br />

nice girl from Staten Island. I know you aren't from Staten Island, but you are much<br />

prettier than all those woman they showed, standing in line. You should go right over<br />

there and sign up for an interview because I think any millionaire would just love you.<br />

And be sure to take that picture of you in your Miss Duane County Fair crown and sash!<br />

No man can resist a girl in a tiara.<br />

Mom<br />

To: John Trent

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