The Boy Next Door - Weebly

More documents

Recommendations

Info

think we should just print a big blank space with the words Down With Men in the middle of it. That'd sure make us look like professionals, huh? We'd certainly out-sell the Chronicle then, wouldn't we? GET ME THAT COLUMN!!!!! G To: George Sanchez From: Mel Fuller Subject: Calm down, George Attachment: Page Ten, issue 3,784, volume 234 I sent the column down to the copy desk hours ago. I didn't want to bother you with it. You were busy yelling at Dolly for failing to complete her assignment on Christina Aguilera--Victim or Soulless Sellout? I've attached a copy of tomorrow's Page Ten for your enjoyment. And unless you intend to stop the presses, it's going to run, since Peter Hargrave himself gave it his seal of approval. He was in here waiting for Dolly, so I ran it past him. Hope you don't mind. Enjoy! Mel Attachment: Page Ten, issue 3,784, volume 234 for 1st AM, WHO WANTS TO MARRY A MILLIONAIRE question mark, Mel Fuller, w/ exhibits, 1) photo Vivica, 2) photo Trent Capital Management building, you have in rack WHO WANTS TO MARRY A MILLIONAIRE? Tired of watching five to ten percent of your hard-earned pay disappear into that 401K every month, girls? Why not try accruing capital the old-fashioned way? There’s a millionaire bachelor out there who’s sick of the single life, and is actively seeking a bride. That’s right, you heard it here first. The New York Journal has learned that John Randolph Trent--grandson of the late Harold Sinclair Trent, who founded Trent Capital Management, one of New York’s oldest and most revered brokerage firms--has finally decided to get hitched. The only problem? He can’t seem to find the right girl. "I’m tired of dating models and movie starlets who are only after my money," Mr. Trent was heard to observe to a friend. "I’m looking for a woman of character and substance, an ordinary woman who doesn’t live in Beverly Hills. I would love to marry a woman from, say, Staten Island." It is for this reason that the 35 year old--who inherited a reported twenty million dollars upon the death of his grandfather--will be interviewing potential lifemates in his office at The New York Chronicle beginning at nine AM this morning. When will the interviews end?
"When I’ve found her," Mr. Trent asserts. So get down to 53rd and Madison, girls, before this prince turns into a frog and hops away! Wedding Bells for Wonder(bra) Woman Meanwhile, another New York bachelor isn’t having nearly the same trouble finding Ms. Right. Max Friedlander, 35, who is responsible for the steamy photos in last year’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, recently confided to a friend his secret engagement to supermodel Vivica, 22. Vivica, whose gorgeous visage has graced the covers of Vogue and Harper’s Bazaar, is most widely known for modeling the newest version of the Wonder Bra in last spring’s Victoria’s Secret catalog. Says Mr. Friedlander of his upcoming nuptials: "I couldn’t be happier. I am ready at last to settle down and start a family, and Vivica will make the perfect wife and mother." Vivica was not available for comment, although her publicist would not rule out the possibility of a Christmas wedding. To: Mel Fuller From: George Sanchez Subject: Your future employment at this place of business The minute you get to work, report to my office, and be prepared to tell me, in one hundred words or less, why I shouldn't fire you. G To: Peter Hargraves From: Traffic Update Subject: Congestion at 53rd and Madison New Yorkers traveling by rail should have no problems with their commute today. For all your road warriors out there, however, it's a different story entirely. Thanks to an item appearing in the Page Ten column of today's New York Journal, Madison Avenue from 51st to approximately 59th Streets has practically been shut down due to a line of women eager to be interviewed by bachelor millionaire John Trent. Police are urging drivers to use the FDR for any uptown travel, and avoid the midtown area altogether. This has been an automated traffic update from NEWYORKTRAVEL.COM.
Page 1 and 2:
The Boy Next Door The Boy Next Door
Page 3 and 4:
I thought I heard your name, of all
Page 5 and 6:
7:55--Stagger to kitchen. Ingest no
Page 7 and 8:
her brain from a giant blood clot t
Page 9 and 10:
To: Aaron Spender From: Mel Fuller
Page 11 and 12:
the wedding's off. Every girl in my
Page 13 and 14:
To: Mel Fuller From: Nadine Wilcoc
Page 15 and 16:
Well, enjoy! And you make sure you
Page 17 and 18:
To: Mel Fuller From: George Sanche
Page 19 and 20:
From: Mel Fuller Subject: I can't
Page 21 and 22:
prostituting himself out for photo
Page 23 and 24:
To: Tom Barrett From: Max Friedlan
Page 25 and 26:
To: Jason Trent From: John Trent
Page 27 and 28:
To: Max Friedlander From: John Tre
Page 29 and 30:
To: Jason Trent From: John Trent
Page 31 and 32:
you who are born into money, the in
Page 33 and 34:
What's more important to him, a bun
Page 35 and 36:
Subject: Well???? DON'T TELL NADINE
Page 37 and 38:
all. Although I guess it wasn't rea
Page 39 and 40:
To: Mel Fuller From: Aaron Spender
Page 41 and 42:
From: Jason Trent Subject: How'd I
Page 43 and 44:
Your loving sister-in-law, Stacy To
Page 45 and 46:
And you do???????????? To: Sergeant
Page 47 and 48:
prints, etc. But unless that happen
Page 49 and 50:
From: Tony Salerno Subject: Cut it
Page 51 and 52:
ad as you say, or are you exaggerat
Page 53 and 54:
Sure. The seven o'clock show would
Page 55 and 56:
of you at Stella's baby shower. And
Page 57 and 58:
To: John Trent From: Jason Trent
Page 59 and 60:
same time. This is a marked improve
Page 61 and 62:
To: Nadine Wilcock From: Mel Fulle
Page 63 and 64:
To: jerrylives@freemail.com From: M
Page 65 and 66:
ever coming to visit us again. Are
Page 67 and 68:
PS I don't have to tell you how muc
Page 69 and 70:
To: jerrylives@freemail.com From: J
Page 71 and 72:
To: Mel Fuller From: Tony Salerno
Page 73 and 74:
humiliating! Tim Grabowski from Pro
Page 75 and 76:
about dogs and chicken bones.... We
Page 77 and 78:
was how much I hate the Chronicle,
Page 79 and 80:
still have tomorrow's column to do.
Page 81 and 82:
But what I simply cannot forgive yo
Page 83 and 84:
PS You'll never guess what! One of
Page 85 and 86:
Tim To: Tim Grabowski From: Nadine
Page 87 and 88:
Friend Tim: Likewise, I'm sure. Our
Page 89 and 90:
Subject: Miss Fuller Dearest John,
Page 91 and 92:
To: John Trent From: Stacy Trent >
Page 93 and 94:
PS We're out of Cheerios. Can you p
Page 95 and 96:
To: Mel Fuller From: Aaron Spender
Page 97 and 98:
ecipe for crab-stuffed flounder. I
Page 99 and 100:
From: Mel Fuller Subject: My Last
Page 101 and 102:
my sheets, which are sticky now, bu
Page 103 and 104:
as far as I could tell. I mean, the
Page 105 and 106:
From: Mel Fuller Subject: Snickerd
Page 107 and 108:
Page 109 and 110:
Page 111 and 112:
knocked a little while ago, but you
Page 113 and 114:
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU??
Page 115 and 116:
LOVE, BRITTANY AND ASHLEY To: John
Page 117 and 118:
To: David J. Belew From: John Tren
Page 119 and 120:
Okay, I know it's been a long time
Page 121 and 122: hours. She never goes twenty-four h
Page 123 and 124: Tim To: Nadine Wilcock From: Georg
Page 125 and 126: To:Nadine Wilcock From: Mel Fuller
Page 127 and 128: I just don't understand what a guy
Page 129 and 130: To: Mel Fuller From: George Sanche
Page 131 and 132: Now, we can't really tell if any of
Page 133 and 134: Anyway, she's wracked all my credit
Page 135 and 136: was just lovely, and Donny looked s
Page 137 and 138: ight? Did you tell her it was too l
Page 139 and 140: To: Dolly Vargas From: Mel Fuller
Page 141 and 142: To: Nadine Wilcock From: Mel Fulle
Page 143 and 144: To: Sebastian Leandro From: Max Fr
Page 145 and 146: To: Mel Fuller From: Nadine Wilcoc
Page 147 and 148: To: Mel Fuller From: jerrylives@fr
Page 149 and 150: Subject: Well, this is it We're lea
Page 151: that means it’s time for WORKING?
Page 154 and 155: To: Mel Fuller From: jerrylives@fr
Page 156 and 157: To: John Trent From: Stacy Trent
Page 158 and 159: To: jerrylives@freemail.com From:Me
Page 160 and 161: stalls.... Go in there and tell her
Page 162 and 163: security desk, trying to get signed
Page 164 and 165: To: Mel Fuller From: Dolly Vargas
Page 166 and 167: pursue a restraining order against
Page 168 and 169: Something has got to be done about
Page 170 and 171: could do for all the advice she's g
Page 174 and 175: To: John Trent From: Michael Evere
Page 176 and 177: If Trent doesn't sue the pants off
Page 178 and 179: From: Sergeant Paul Reese Subject:
Page 180 and 181: To: John Trent From: Mel Fuller S
Page 182 and 183: To: Nadine Wilcock From: Mel Fulle
Page 186 and 187: To: Mel Fuller From: Max Friedland
Page 188 and 189: To: John Trent From: Mel Fuller S
Page 190 and 191: To: Max Friedlander From: Sebastia
Page 192 and 193: anyway. And what do you think happe
Page 194 and 195: I would be honored to go to lunch w
Page 196 and 197: I just spoke with John. He is so do
Page 198 and 199: whole thing with John has sent you
Page 200 and 201: Geez, calm down, will you? Max isn'
Page 202 and 203: To: Tony Salerno From: Nadine Wilc
Page 204 and 205: Tim Grabowski ; George Sanchez Fro
Page 206 and 207: From: Mel Fuller Subject: Lunch Oh
Page 208 and 209: To: George Sanchez From: Mel Fulle
Page 212 and 213: From: Genevieve Randolph Trent Sub
Page 214 and 215: But Nadine, I do now, I really beli
Page 216 and 217: To: Mel Fuller From: Max Friedland
Page 218 and 219: Don't try to tell me she won't, eit
Page 220 and 221: Um, I think she had to do some rese
Page 222 and 223:
Max: Don't you know it. Then she ha
Page 224 and 225:
"The perpetrator wished to throw in
Page 226 and 227:
To: Mel Fuller From: Vivica@sophis
Page 228:
To: Mel Fuller From: John Trent S
show all

The Boy Next Door - Weebly

You also want an ePaper? Increase the reach of your titles

Delete template?

Save as template?