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1.DO NOT allow him to put your name down on the rental agreement. Then you
will have no choice but to drive should he ask you to. And nothing looks tackier
than a woman driving with a man in the passenger seat. Membership in the
feminist movement=lifelong spinsterhood.
2.DO NOT offer to go out to get a log for the fire from the wood pile. I have found
that spiders often live in wood piles. Let him do the wood gathering, for God's sake.
3.DO offer to cook breakfast, and make it a hearty one, preferably with sausages.
For some reason, men seem to love to ingest foods soaked in saturated fats w hen
they are in the woods. He will show his appreciation for you in all the right ways.
4.DO bring your own CDs. If you don't, you'll be listening to the Grateful Dead
and War all weekend long--not to mention--I shudder to write it--Blood, Sweat, and Tears.
5.DO bring earplugs. Men who ordinarily don't snore are prone to do so in the
woods, due to various allergens that don't exist in the city.
6.DO NOT let him shower first. Cabins have notoriously little hot water, and he
will use it all up, leaving you none. Insist on being the first to bathe.
7.DO NOT forget to bring edible body oils with you. They simply do not sell such
things in these backwater towns, so if you forget them, it's all over.
I hope this helps, sweetie. And don't forget, have fun!
XXXOOO
Dolly
To: Nadine Wilcock ;
Tim Grabowski
From: Mel Fuller