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To: Mel Fuller <br />
From: jerrylives@freemail.com<br />
Subject: Vermont<br />
Okay, so have you got your long underwear? I hear it can get cold at night up there.<br />
I'm going to pick up the car at seven, so we can be on the road by eight. Think you can<br />
be up and around by then? I know it will be a challenge to you. Fortunately, I, unlike<br />
some people, will never hold your perpetual tardiness against you. I'm renting a full<br />
size vehicle in the hopes that Paco will fit into the backseat. What do you think the<br />
chances are that he won't insist on sticking his head out the window and drooling on<br />
anyone we pass? And do you think they ticket for that kind of thing?<br />
Flinging dog drool on innocent passers-by?<br />
John<br />
To: jerrylives@freemail.com<br />
From: Mel Fuller <br />
Subject: Vermont<br />
I can be ready by eight. What do you think I am, some kind of sloth?<br />
I think Paco will be fine in the backseat. It's Tweedle Dum and Mr. Peepers I'm worried<br />
about. I know Ralph said he'd feed them, but I highly doubt he'll stay to pet them or<br />
anything. I mean, he's totally afraid of getting animal hair on his doorman uniform.<br />
Maybe we should offer to have it dry cleaned for him when we get back.<br />
You're kidding about the long underwear, right?<br />
Mel<br />
To: Mel Fuller <br />
From: Dolly Vargas <br />
Subject: Vermont<br />
Darling, I hear you're going up north with him for the weekend. That is just so St Elmo's<br />
Fire. Are you going to wear Love's Baby Soft and a big turtleneck sweater?<br />
Seriously, I just wanted to give you a few eensy weensy tips before you go, because<br />
you're such a little innocent about these kind of things.
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