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From: Max Friedlander <br />

Subject: SOS<br />

LENORE!<br />

IT'S ME AGAIN. VIVICA. THANKS FOR THE WALLET. I GOT IT. I DECIDED NOT<br />

TO LEAVE RIGHT AWAY. I WANTED TO GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE, YOU KNOW. I<br />

THOUGHT MAYBE HE WOULD APOLOGIZE. BECAUSE I KNOW HE IS REALLY VERY DEEPLY<br />

IN LOVE WITH ME. BUT HE TOTALLY DIDN'T! APOLOGIZE, I MEAN. IN FACT, IF<br />

ANYTHING, NOW HE HAS GOTTEN MEANER. YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HE SAID<br />

LAST NIGHT.<br />

HE SAID HE DOES NOT WANT TO MARRY ME, AND THAT HE NEVER DID. HE SAYS HE<br />

DOES NOT WANT TO HAVE BABIES WITH ME, OR EVEN SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH ME!!!<br />

LENORE, WHAT SHOULD I DO? I JUST KEEP CRYING AND CRYING. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE<br />

WOULD DO THIS TO ME. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WOULD SPEND THREE MONTHS WITH ME<br />

IN KEY WEST, AND THEN TURN AROUND AND SAY HE DOESN'T WANT TO SPEND THE<br />

REST OF HIS LIFE WITH ME. I HAVE NEVER FELT SO USED.<br />

LENORE, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME. I KNOW YOU HAVE HAD LOTS OF<br />

EXPERIENCE WITH MEN. AFTER ALL, YOU ARE SO OLD--ALMOST 30. YOU<br />

MUST KNOW OF SOME WAY I CAN GET HIM TO LOVE ME. PLEASE HELP.<br />

VIV<br />

To: Nadine Wilcock <br />

From: Mel Fuller <br />

Subject: I don't know about you<br />

but I had a fabulous time last night. Didn't you have fun? I mean, everything was so<br />

perfect: the squid ink pasta was delicious, and the boys seemed to get along so well-didn't<br />

you think they got along? Tony and John, I mean. Not that I know anything about<br />

college basketball, but that discussion they had about it seemed pretty lively.<br />

Don't you see how wrong you were about him now? About John, I mean. I haven't<br />

exactly brought up the iced nipple thing with him, but don't you think that's just what<br />

readers of the SI swimsuit edition expect? I mean, it seems like that's just part of his job.<br />

All I'm saying is, we should definitely do it again, and soon. But not this weekend,<br />

because this is the weekend we're spending at that ski cabin John's friend is loaning him.<br />

And, I don't want to jinx anything, but last night I offered to feed Tweedle Dum and<br />

Mr. Peepers while John was walking Paco, and I just happened to spot a Tiffany's bag<br />

peeking out from John's overnight bag. You know, the one he's taking for the weekend.<br />

That's right. A Tiffany's bag. I know. I know. I am not getting excited. It could be<br />

anything. It could be the bag he carries his socks in when he travels. Who knows?<br />

But what if it's...you know. It could be. It really could be. That's all I'm going to say.<br />

Mel

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