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We're off to Mim's for dinner tonight, so I'll talk to you later.<br />

Jason<br />

PS: One thing I have often found works very well with women, when you have to tell them<br />

something you don't think they're going to like to hear, is to accompany your confession<br />

with a pair of .75 carat diamond stud earrings in a platinum setting, preferably from<br />

Tiffany's (the sight of that turquoise box does something to most women). I realize that<br />

this might be out of the price range of a crime reporter, but I assume you are going to tell<br />

her the part about how you are also a member of the Trent family, of the Park Avenue Trents.<br />

You are going to mention that, aren't you? Because I think it might help. That and the<br />

earrings.<br />

To: Jason Trent <br />

From: jerrylives@freemail.com<br />

Subject: <strong>The</strong> cabin<br />

Well, you might be a pompous ass, but at least you're a generous one. Thanks for the<br />

keys. I will, of course, take your counsel under advisement. On the whole, however, I don't<br />

think Mel is the kind of girl who can be swayed by a pair of earrings, from Tiffany's or<br />

otherwise. Thanks for the suggestion, though. Gotta go. Last night she made me dinner,<br />

and now it's my turn. Thank God for Zabar's prepared food section.<br />

John<br />

To: Mel Fuller <br />

From: Don and Beverly Fuller <br />

Subject: Remember us?<br />

Hi, honey! It's been awhile. You haven't returned any of my messages. I am assuming<br />

that you are all right, and that you have just been busy with this whole Lisa Marie Presley<br />

wedding thing. I just don't understand that girl. Why on earth she married that Michael<br />

Jackson, I will never comprehend. Do you suppose he is paying her alimony? Do you<br />

think you could find out for me? Speaking of marriage, Daddy and I just got back from the<br />

wedding of yet ANOTHER of your classmates. You remember Donny Richardson, don't you?<br />

Well, he's a chiropractor now, and QUITE well off, from what I understand. He married a<br />

darling girl he met at a NASCAR race. You might want to consider attending a few NASCAR<br />

races, Mellie, as I hear that there are quite a lot of eligible men in attendance at these events.<br />

Anyway, the wedding was just lovely, and the reception was at the Fireside Inn. You remember,<br />

where you and your brother and Daddy always took me for brunch on Mother's Day. <strong>The</strong> bride

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