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This is an automated message from the Human Resources Division of the New York<br />

Journal, New York City's leading photo-newspaper. Please be aware that according to<br />

your supervisor, managing editor George Sanchez , your workday here at the Journal<br />

this begins promptly at 9AM , making you 83 minutes tardy today. This is your 49 tardy<br />

exceeding twenty minutes so far this year, Melissa Fuller. Tardiness is a serious and<br />

expensive issue facing employers all over America. Employees often make light of tardiness,<br />

but routine lateness can often be a symptom of a more serious issue, such as<br />

·alcoholism<br />

·drug addiction<br />

·gambling addiction<br />

·abusive domestic partner<br />

·sleep disorders<br />

·clinical depression<br />

and any number of other conditions. If you are suffering from any of the above, please do<br />

not hesitate to contact your Human Resources Representative, Amy Jenkins . Your<br />

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To: Nadine Wilcock <br />

From: Tim Grabowski <br />

Subject: Our Miss Mel<br />

Well, it looks as if our little Miss Mel had a very, VERY good time on her date, doesn't<br />

it? I mean, I know when *I* don't come into work the next day, it's generally because the<br />

date hasn't ended yet. Wink, wink. Well, I'm all for it. It couldn't have happened to a<br />

nicer person. Lordie, though, how I wish it were me! I mean, did you get a look at the<br />

arms on that guy? And those thighs? And that full head of hair?<br />

Excuse me. I have to go to the little boys room now and douse myself with cold water.

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