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hours. She never goes twenty-four hours without returning my calls. Well, except for when<br />

her neighbor got conked on the head. Oh, my God, you don't think anything's happened to her,<br />

do you? I mean, do you think Max/John might have kidnapped her? And sold her into white<br />

slavery?<br />

Should I call the police, do you think?<br />

Nad<br />

To: Nadine Wilcock <br />

From: Tony Salerno <br />

Subject: I think you should have your head examined<br />

Also, any guy who would buy Mel Fuller from a white slaver should ask for his money<br />

back. She would make the worst slave. She'd always be whining about how come the guy<br />

doesn't have cable, and how is she supposed to keep up with everything that's going on<br />

in Winona Ryder's life without E! Entertainment News.<br />

Tone<br />

PS You never answered the question about who you're seating beside Aunt Ida.<br />

PPS My friends would laugh their asses off if I gave them cufflinks. How about Wusthof<br />

paring knives?<br />

To: Mel Fuller <br />

From: Nadine Wilcock <br />

Subject: Where are you?<br />

Seriously, I am not trying to be nosy, and I know you can take care of yourself, but I've<br />

left three messages and you still haven't called back. WHERE ARE YOU????<br />

If I don't hear from you soon, I'm calling the police, I swear.<br />

Nadine<br />

To: Mel Fuller <br />

From: Human Resources <br />

Subject: Tardiness<br />

Dear Melissa Fuller,

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