The Boy Next Door - Weebly
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Okay, I know it's been a long time (that little movie-and-a-slice thing you guys did<br />
doesn't count nor that night at Fresche when we all inspected him, or that other night<br />
you ended up spending at the animal hospital) so I'm going to make sure you haven't<br />
forgotten anything in your date survival kit. Now, check each off these items before<br />
you leave the apartment so you'll be sure not to forget them:<br />
1.Lips tick<br />
2.Compact<br />
3.Metrocard (in case you need to make a quick getaway)<br />
4.Money for cab fare (in case you need to make a quick getaway and there are no<br />
subway stops nearby)<br />
5.Coverup in case he dumps you and you start crying and your mascara runs<br />
6.Passport (in case he chloroforms you, puts you on a plane to Dubai, and sells you<br />
into white slavery, and you need to prove to the authorities after you escape that<br />
you are an American citizen)<br />
7.Altoids<br />
8.Hairbrush<br />
9.Clean undies (just in case you end up spending the night)<br />
10.Condoms (ditto)<br />
Hope this helps.<br />
Nad<br />
To: Nadine Wilcock <br />
From: Mel Fuller < melissa.fuller@thenyjournal><br />
Subject: <strong>The</strong> List<br />
Thanks for that list of things I will supposedly need on my date, but you are forgetting<br />
one thing: WE LIVE NEXT DOOR TO EACH OTHER.<br />
So if I need clean underwear, I'll just have to go across the hall.<br />
Now stop talking about it. Between you and Dolly, I don’t know who's making me more nervous.<br />
It's just dinner, for God's sake. Oh, God, I have to go, or I'm going to be late.<br />
Mel<br />
To: Mel Fuller <br />
From: Dolly Vargas <br />
Subject: Just one more thing--<br />
Do be sure you use a condom, darling, because Maxie has been around, if you know what<br />
I mean. Well, think about it. All those models. <strong>The</strong>re's no telling where they've been,<br />
bony little delights that they are. Ta for now.