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IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU???? I mean, besides the fact that you're married
to my brother. Don't you remember what it was like to be single? You couldn't just sleep with
somebody. I mean, yeah, you could, but it never worked out. I WANT THIS TO WORK OUT.
That's why it's important that BEFORE we sleep together, we establish a warm and loving
friendship. Right? I mean, isn't that what Oprah's always saying?
J
To: John Trent
From: Stacy Trent
Subject: But don't you
think you've established a warm and loving relationship? I mean, you brought her ice
cream and did her dishes, for God's sake. The girl owes you. She'll put out, don't worry.
S
To: Stacy Trent
From: John Trent
Subject: Excuse me, but
Is that the spawn of Satan gestating within you, or my nephew? What is wrong with
you? She'll put out, don't worry. Nobody puts out because you bring them ice cream.
If that were true, those guys who drive the Mr. Softee trucks.... Well, you get my drift.
No, I want to do this right. But the sad fact of the matter is that every woman I've ever
gone out with has always had one eye on my wallet--and we're talking mostly women
Mim fixed me up with, the creme de la creme of New York society, who you would think
had plenty of money in their own Schwab accounts--so getting them into my bed was
never a difficulty. Usually it was trying to get them out of it that was the problem.
Mel, however, is not exactly what you'd call the falling-into-bed type. In fact, she's
pretty shy. I don't know what I'm going to do. I was serious about the shooting thing,
you know. I really wouldn't mind a bullet between the eyes, if it was all over quickly,
and Mel didn't have to end up walking Paco again.
John
To: John Trent
From: Stacy Trent