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the wedding's off. Every girl in my family has worn my mother's dress to her wedding.<br />

I am not going to be the first Wilcock to schlep out to Klinefeld's.<br />

Nad :-)<br />

To: Nadine Wilcock <br />

From: Mel Fuller <br />

Subject: Lunch<br />

Nadine, you know I can't go to lunch. I have to go home and walk Mrs. Friedlander's dog.<br />

Did you hear the latest? Chris Noth and Winona. I'm not kidding. <strong>The</strong>y were seen kissing<br />

in front of Crunch Fitness Center on Lafayette Street. How could she be so blind? Can't<br />

she see he isn't any good for her? I mean, look what he did to poor Sarah Jessica Parker<br />

in Sex and the City.<br />

Mel<br />

To: Mel Fuller <br />

From: Nadine Wilcock <br />

Subject: Reality check<br />

Mel,<br />

I hate to break this to you, but Sex in the City is a fictional program. You might have<br />

heard already that there are these things called TV shows? Yeah, they are fictional. What<br />

happens on them in no way reflects on real life. For instance, in real life, Sarah Jessica<br />

Parker is married to Matthew Broderick, and so whatever Chris Noth's character did to<br />

her character on her show, it didn't actually happen. In other words, I think you should<br />

be less concerned for Winona, and more worried about yourself, because this dog thing?<br />

Yeah, it's beginning to suck. That's just my opinion, of course.<br />

Nad<br />

To: Mel Fuller <br />

cc: Nadine Wilcock <br />

From: Tim Grabowski <br />

Subject: CONFIDENTIAL<br />

All right, girls, hold on to your hats. I got the information you requested, the salary<br />

increases for next year. It wasn't easy. If you tell anybody where you got this information,

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