The Boy Next Door - Weebly
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From: Mel Fuller Subject: Help me I made the mistake of telling my mother John and I made out, and now she's all over me about cows and something she calls the "L" word. But she got me thinking: What is the rule? You know, the sleeping-together rule. Like after how many dates are you allowed to sleep with someone? Without seeming like a slut, I mean? And does it count as a date if you're sick and he brings you ice cream? Vanilla ice cream, to be exact. Mel To: Mel Fuller From: Nadine Wilcock Subject: Help me What does the term "slut" mean to you? It is a very subjective word, if you ask me. For instance, I slept with Tony on our first date. Does that make me a slut? Let's examine this: You like the guy. You want to jump his bones. But you are concerned that if you do so too early in the relationship, he will qualify you as a slut. Do you really want to be with someone who thinks in such pejorative terms? No, of course not. So I think the answer to your question after how many dates are you allowed to sleep with someone is: There is no right answer. It's different for everyone. Wish I could be more help. Nadine To: Mel Fuller From: Tony Salerno Subject: Sex Dear Mel, Hi. I hope you don't mind, but Nadine mentioned the little problem you've been having-you know, the one about how soon into a relationship do you Do the Deed. And I think I have an answer for you: If it feels good, do it. Seriously. That's how I've always lived my life, and look how it's turned out? I'm the chef in my own restaurant, and I'm getting married to a totally hot lady who wears thongs under her Ann Taylor. Can't go wrong with that. T
To: Mel Fuller From: Nadine Wilcock Subject: Please excuse my boyfriend. I don't know if I've mentioned to you that he has a learning disorder. Nadine To: Nadine Wilcock From: Mel Fuller Subject: I don't mind you're telling Tony about my sex life--or lack thereof--but you aren't telling people in the office, right? RIGHT? Mel To: Peter Hargrave From: Dolly Vargas Subject: Mel Fuller But of course she should just do it, darling. What has she got to lose? It isn't as if she's getting any younger: quite soon gravity is going to begin pulling down those parts of her that she most wants pointing towards the sun. And you know what they say about making hay while the sun shines. Speaking of which, Aaron’s canceled on me for the weekend. What do you say? You think you can convince the little wifey that you have a business trip, and then spend the weekend with me in East Hampton? Stephen’s house is a dream, and everyone would be very discreet. They're movie people, darling. It isn’t as if any of them would have the slightest idea who you are. Let me know. XXXOOO Dolly To: Tim Grabowski From: Jimmy Chu Subject: Mel Fuller Yeah, but if she sleeps with him and it doesn't work out, she's going to have to see him every day, since he lives right next door. How awkward is that going to be? Especially if
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To: Mel Fuller <br />
From: Nadine Wilcock <br />
Subject: Please excuse<br />
my boyfriend. I don't know if I've mentioned to you that he has a learning disorder.<br />
Nadine<br />
To: Nadine Wilcock <br />
From: Mel Fuller <br />
Subject: I don't mind<br />
you're telling Tony about my sex life--or lack thereof--but you aren't telling people in the<br />
office, right? RIGHT?<br />
Mel<br />
To: Peter Hargrave <br />
From: Dolly Vargas <br />
Subject: Mel Fuller<br />
But of course she should just do it, darling. What has she got to lose? It isn't as if she's<br />
getting any younger: quite soon gravity is going to begin pulling down those parts of her<br />
that she most wants pointing towards the sun. And you know what they say about<br />
making hay while the sun shines. Speaking of which, Aaron’s canceled on me for the weekend.<br />
What do you say? You think you can convince the little wifey that you have a business trip,<br />
and then spend the weekend with me in East Hampton? Stephen’s house is a dream, and everyone<br />
would be very discreet. <strong>The</strong>y're movie people, darling. It isn’t as if any of them would have the<br />
slightest idea who you are. Let me know.<br />
XXXOOO<br />
Dolly<br />
To: Tim Grabowski <br />
From: Jimmy Chu <br />
Subject: Mel Fuller<br />
Yeah, but if she sleeps with him and it doesn't work out, she's going to have to see him<br />
every day, since he lives right next door. How awkward is that going to be? Especially if
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