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Are there no decent men out there? I mean, besides Tony. I swear, Nadine, your boyfriend is the last good man on earth. The last one! You hang on to him, and don't let go, because I'm telling you, it's a jungle out there. Mel PS Can't go to lunch today, I have to go home and walk my neighbor's dog. PPS Don't ask: It's a long story. To: Mel Fuller From: Nadine Wilcock Subject: That Jerk Look, the guy did you a favor. I mean, be honest, Mel. Did you really picture a future for the two of you? I mean, he smokes a PIPE, for crying out loud. And what's with all that classical music? Who does he think he is, anyway? Harold Bloom? No. He's a reporter, just like the rest of us. He's not out there writing fine literature. So what's with that bust of William Shakespeare he keeps on top of his monitor? The man is a big phony, and you know it, Mel. That's why, in spite of the fact you two went out for three months, you never slept with him. Remember? Nad ;-) To: Nadine Wilcock From: Mel Fuller Subject: That Jerk I never slept with him because of that goatee. How was I supposed to sleep with someone who looks like Robin Hood? He didn't want me enough even to shave. What's wrong with me, Nad? Am I really not worth shaving for? Mel To: Mel Fuller From: Nadine Wilcock Subject: That Jerk Give up the pity quest, Mel. You know you're gorgeous. The man is obviously suffering from a psychiatric disorder. We should sic Amy Jenkins on him. Where are we going for lunch today? And do NOT say Burger Heaven. If I don't get down to a size 12 in two months,
the wedding's off. Every girl in my family has worn my mother's dress to her wedding. I am not going to be the first Wilcock to schlep out to Klinefeld's. Nad :-) To: Nadine Wilcock From: Mel Fuller Subject: Lunch Nadine, you know I can't go to lunch. I have to go home and walk Mrs. Friedlander's dog. Did you hear the latest? Chris Noth and Winona. I'm not kidding. They were seen kissing in front of Crunch Fitness Center on Lafayette Street. How could she be so blind? Can't she see he isn't any good for her? I mean, look what he did to poor Sarah Jessica Parker in Sex and the City. Mel To: Mel Fuller From: Nadine Wilcock Subject: Reality check Mel, I hate to break this to you, but Sex in the City is a fictional program. You might have heard already that there are these things called TV shows? Yeah, they are fictional. What happens on them in no way reflects on real life. For instance, in real life, Sarah Jessica Parker is married to Matthew Broderick, and so whatever Chris Noth's character did to her character on her show, it didn't actually happen. In other words, I think you should be less concerned for Winona, and more worried about yourself, because this dog thing? Yeah, it's beginning to suck. That's just my opinion, of course. Nad To: Mel Fuller cc: Nadine Wilcock From: Tim Grabowski Subject: CONFIDENTIAL All right, girls, hold on to your hats. I got the information you requested, the salary increases for next year. It wasn't easy. If you tell anybody where you got this information,
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Are there no decent men out there? I mean, besides Tony. I swear, Nadine, your<br />
boyfriend is the last good man on earth. <strong>The</strong> last one! You hang on to him, and don't let<br />
go, because I'm telling you, it's a jungle out there.<br />
Mel<br />
PS Can't go to lunch today, I have to go home and walk my neighbor's dog.<br />
PPS Don't ask: It's a long story.<br />
To: Mel Fuller <br />
From: Nadine Wilcock <br />
Subject: That Jerk<br />
Look, the guy did you a favor. I mean, be honest, Mel. Did you really picture a future for<br />
the two of you? I mean, he smokes a PIPE, for crying out loud. And what's with all that<br />
classical music? Who does he think he is, anyway? Harold Bloom?<br />
No. He's a reporter, just like the rest of us. He's not out there writing fine literature. So<br />
what's with that bust of William Shakespeare he keeps on top of his monitor?<br />
<strong>The</strong> man is a big phony, and you know it, Mel. That's why, in spite of the fact you two<br />
went out for three months, you never slept with him. Remember?<br />
Nad ;-)<br />
To: Nadine Wilcock <br />
From: Mel Fuller <br />
Subject: That Jerk<br />
I never slept with him because of that goatee. How was I supposed to sleep with<br />
someone who looks like Robin Hood? He didn't want me enough even to shave.<br />
What's wrong with me, Nad? Am I really not worth shaving for?<br />
Mel<br />
To: Mel Fuller <br />
From: Nadine Wilcock <br />
Subject: That Jerk<br />
Give up the pity quest, Mel. You know you're gorgeous. <strong>The</strong> man is obviously suffering<br />
from a psychiatric disorder. We should sic Amy Jenkins on him. Where are we going for<br />
lunch today? And do NOT say Burger Heaven. If I don't get down to a size 12 in two months,
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