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down to the last detail. Except we'll be together. And instead of serving the '92 Dom Perignon, we'll serve the '90, and we'll right two horrible wrongs! MARTIN: Frasier, what happened? FRASIER: What happened? I went six months without replacing my pollen filter in my car, so it was in the shop. Couldn't get a cab, so I took the bus home. Which splashed me! And I fell down, missed my stop, and had to walk home ten blocks in this downpour! NILES: You went six months without changing your pollen filter?! DAPHNE: Looks like you could use a spot of tea. FRASIER: Desperately! DAPHNE: What will it be, then? I've got Earl Grey, English Breakfast, Orange Peacock, Oolong, Lang San Soo… FRASIER: Oh, for God's sake, just throw a bag in some hot water! Earl Grey. MARTIN: Hey Fras, I know it's not your thing, but Duke sent me a couple of tickets for tomorrow's Sonics game. You want to go? FRASIER: I've got plans. MARTIN: Well, if you don't want to go, just tell me. FRASIER: I don't want to go. MARTIN: Would it kill you to spend one night with me?! FRASIER: For God's sake, I spend every night with you! God knows, I have done my best to keep you entertained, but in the seven years since you've landed at my doorstep, have you ever known me once to show any interest in basketball?! NILES: You know I'd go, Dad, but I have the quilt show. MARTIN: Please Niles, I feel bad enough already. NILES: Little rough on Dad, weren't you? FRASIER: Oh, I suppose so. It's just been a rotten day. You don't even know on top of it there was an enchanting young woman on the bus. Just when I'd worked up enough nerve to go and talk to her, I slipped on something that I can only hope was an old burrito! Before I could manage to get up, she was gone. NILES: Well, I suppose it just wasn't meant to be. FRASIER: Wait a minute. You know, I did happen to overhear her name, and where she works. NILES: Well then, what are you waiting for? Seize the day! You think I got together with Daphne by just sitting around? Take a chapter from my book.
FRASIER: Exactly what chapter would that be? NILES: The last chapter. FRASIER: Yes. Suppose I did go and talk with her? What would I say? "I spied on you on the bus, and I've managed to hunt you down here where you work, would you care to have dinner sometime?" I might as well just lop off my ear and mail it to her. NILES: No, just pretend you're there on business. Where does she work? FRASIER: It's a retirement home. NILES: Well, tell her you're there looking for someplace for Dad. In fact, bring him along for cover. FRASIER: No, no, you know how he hates those places. He'd never agree to it. NILES: Well, he doesn't need to. Just take him to the game tomorrow, and make an unannounced stop on the way. FRASIER: So you're suggesting that I go crawling back to Dad, beg him to let me take him to the basketball game, use him to meet a pretty girl, and sit through a sport I loathe. NILES: All right, I see your point. FRASIER: No, I'm just trying to get the sequence right. The Colonnade. The foyer of the retirement home. MARTIN: You could have told me we were stopping here when we left for the game. FRASIER: If you'd known that, you never would have agreed to come. MARTIN: Well, you didn't have to trick me. I mean, I would never do anything like that to you. FRASIER: It seems someone is forgetting sending Niles and me off to Boy Scout Camp to earn our "Opera Badges!" Oh, there she is! All right, now listen, remember, you're interested in living here. MARTIN: All right, but I don't want to be late for the game. FRASIER: Excuse me, I'm Frasier Crane, this is my father Martin. We're interested in finding out a bit more about the Colonnade. Is there someone we could talk to? MIRANDA: Oh well, I'm the director here, Miranda Rogers. Why don't I get you a couple of brochures, and if you like what you see, you can fill out an application. It only takes about twenty minutes. MARTIN: Twenty minutes?
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