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FRASIER: Isn't this all too typical? Niles leaves his wife for<br />
another woman, he gets a gift. I try to do the right thing<br />
and I get Mr. Chump and a lawsuit!<br />
MARTIN: Frasier, I know you thought it was for the best,<br />
but I told you not to go see Donny, didn't I? But you went<br />
down there anyway, didn't you? I told you not to screw<br />
around with lawyers, didn't I? I told him not to go down<br />
there.<br />
FRASIER: Will you shut up?! All right, there she goes. Niles?<br />
NILES: Well, all things considered, not so bad. In<br />
exchange for a neat and tidy divorce, all I have to do<br />
is play the doting husband at some social functions for a<br />
few weeks.<br />
MARTIN: Oh, that doesn't sound so bad.<br />
FRASIER: What kind of social functions?<br />
NILES: Well, for instance, tonight is our wedding reception.<br />
Since we eloped, some of Mel's colleagues decided to<br />
throw a last minute get-together to toast our nuptials.<br />
MARTIN: Well, after Donny gets through with Frasier, you<br />
won't be the only one getting your nuptials toasted.<br />
Frasier's Apartment.<br />
DAPHNE: Explain to me again how you and Mel<br />
masquerading as husband and wife is a good thing?<br />
FRASIER: If I may, Daphne, it's basically to give Mel a little<br />
wiggle room so she can get out of this debacle with her<br />
dignity intact.<br />
DAPHNE: And what about Niles' dignity?<br />
FRASIER: Well, Maris got that in the divorce.<br />
NILES: Listen, Daphne, I know this is all very awkward, but<br />
if it speeds up the divorce process and avoids the misery<br />
I went through with Maris, isn't it worth it? Oh, come on,<br />
Shnookums, we can get through this together. What do<br />
you say?<br />
DAPHNE: What did you just call me? Shnookums...<br />
NILES: It was an attempt at a pet name.<br />
DAPHNE: Well, if it's all the same to you, can we keep<br />
looking?<br />
NILES: Absolutely, there's no rush whatsoever... truffles.<br />
It's the chocolate, not the fungus. It's a work in<br />
progress.<br />
FRASIER: Here we are. For you... Here it is: To better days.<br />
For all of us. I went down to talk to Donny, try to<br />
convince him to drop his lawsuit against you. Instead,