1928 - Monroe County Library System
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Central <strong>Library</strong> of Rochester and <strong>Monroe</strong> <strong>County</strong> · Yearbook Collection<br />
11 RED LIGHT GRAPHIC, NOVEMBER 10,<br />
GIRL INHERITS VAST FORTUNE<br />
Will Spend the Rest of<br />
Her Life on Isles<br />
of Pago Pago<br />
PAGO PAGO (Special Dispatch)—Little<br />
did Gloria Gould dream today that she<br />
would be the heiress to the Mayflower millions<br />
when she went to work this morning in Joe<br />
Henks Hash House. Slinging the hash as<br />
usual about noon, a messenger boy walked<br />
into the greasy restaurant and handed Gloria<br />
a piece of yellow paper which changed her<br />
whole life.<br />
Ten thousand years ago, when Gloria's<br />
grandfather and the Mayflower ancestors<br />
played in the same trees together—the two<br />
clans swore allegiance to each other. As the<br />
years went on the two clans separated. Gloria's<br />
folks went into vaudeville, while the<br />
Mayflowers went into the ship building racket.<br />
The will read yesterday after the death of<br />
Dandilion Mayflower in New York revealed<br />
how the two families were linked up again.<br />
It is one of the mysteries of the ages, but<br />
anyhow read the will yourself. The will:<br />
"All the money that I possess in this world,<br />
I bequeath to Gloria Gould, on condition<br />
that her pal, Sadie Thompson, doesn't get a<br />
cent of it. 1 discovered the whereabouts of<br />
Gloria through a sailor that roams the world<br />
over, and he revealed her residence in the<br />
Samoan Islands at Pago Pago." (Signed)<br />
Dandilion Mayflower.<br />
As soon as Gloria heard of her good fortune,<br />
she tossed the dirty apron she was wearing<br />
into the face of the proprietor of the beanery.<br />
She jumped on top of a nearby table, and<br />
gave the patrons a treat when she broke into<br />
a wild dance of joy.<br />
Gloria will not spend her money all in one<br />
place. She will buy an umbrella to keep out<br />
the "RAIN," and sit under a banana tree on<br />
the South Sea Isles.<br />
"The first thing that I will do," said Gloria,<br />
"is to buy a ukelele." That is the most popular<br />
instrument in use now on the Pago Pago<br />
isle. It's even more popular than a saxaphone,<br />
and that's going some.<br />
The three million dollars that are Gloria's<br />
to do with as she pleases will be placed in<br />
trust with Banker Davey of the United<br />
States. "I don't know how to spend money,"<br />
says Gloria, "you know, it's the man who pays<br />
everytime, it's the man!"<br />
WILL YOU LIVE AT<br />
THE AGE OF 109?<br />
Statistics released by the Health Bureau<br />
today show that every man over the age of<br />
109 has a very slight chance of living ten<br />
more years. "Yes," replied Doctor MoTer in<br />
reply to a reporter's query, "It, took us ten<br />
years of intensive research to find out that<br />
single important fact, and now that we have<br />
discovered the truth, we will labor to find out<br />
why beards don't grow on women."<br />
Venus at the Pump Chooses<br />
Suitor From Among Hundreds<br />
VVllA.1 H.O !—she cried when the hundreds of suitors<br />
surged around her and madly proclaimed their undying devotion.<br />
The results of the hot race for Venus' hand will be found on the<br />
sporting page.<br />
Varsity<br />
Drag<br />
Hits<br />
Paris<br />
With<br />
Crash<br />
PARIS (Onion Press).—The latest dance<br />
craze to hit the local gas-tanks is known<br />
as the Varsity Drag, and one needs to<br />
possess much dexterity to be able to do it<br />
ill the local saloons.<br />
It originated when Professor Whitaker<br />
of Rochester made the Parisiennessit up<br />
and take notice the other day when he<br />
stepped into the Cafe Monteparnesse, and<br />
started to dance.<br />
When interviewed, Professor Whitaker<br />
remarked that he does not know what it<br />
is all about, and that he was probably<br />
drunk that day that he danced in the cafe.<br />
The dance will be taken up by all the<br />
celebrities of Paris' underworld.<br />
The spirit of Romance has not yet disappeared<br />
from our civilization. As witness to<br />
this fact, glance at the accompanying photo<br />
which depicts a scene in one of the city parks,<br />
just as the sun is dropping over the western<br />
hills and the moon is slowly rising on the<br />
horizon.<br />
Unbeknownst to the two happy couples<br />
pictured, the Graphic staff photographer,<br />
under great difficulty, snapped this charming<br />
photo, thereby securing genuineness and<br />
realism otherwise hard to obtain. The personages<br />
are Robert Roehn, a local shoemaker,<br />
Agnes Reynaldo, one of the city's elite,<br />
Henrietta Pie, daughter of the famous Eskimo,<br />
and Louis Loosefoot, another shoemaker.<br />
Roehn may be seen in the midst, of an impassioned<br />
speech to the fair Miss Reynaldo,<br />
while Loosefoot is waxing eloquent to the<br />
equally fair Miss Pie, unconscious of the<br />
i nt Hiding presence of our daring photographer.<br />
For thirty-three minutes straight, by the<br />
photographer's watch, they held this one<br />
pose, without variation. Loosefoot was the<br />
first to give out, being forced to stand up for a<br />
few moments. Roehn followed a moment later<br />
by changing to his other knee. Loosefoot and<br />
Pie forged ahead in the next hour by holding<br />
their following pose for forty minutes, and<br />
finally came out ahead when Roehn and<br />
Reynaldo fell exhausted, and were carried out.