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RED LIGHT GRAPHIC, JUNE 31, 1988
To Pry Off Football Lid Here
Simple Diet Hardens
Athletics For the
New Season
KNUDOP (Assassinated Press).—The latest
reports have it that the Yeast High
football nine are ready for their big game
with the Occidentals. The Yeast boys have
risen quite prominently lately, and have shown
that they can play a bang-up game of football.
The last five weeks of training were spent
in dancing on the green, playing black-jack,
going to parties, and eating oysters. But
that's all right, avers Coach Mickey, "Those
boys are as hard as nails."
Elaborate plans for making tomorrow's
football game do down into history are being
concocted by the Adams Basin Fireside .Sewing
Circle. Tea will be served between the
halves, and the boys will be given an opportunity
of displaying their skill in antiseptic
dancing.
The Occidentals have trained on Uneeda
Biscuits, and are favored to crumble the
Yeast High line. What will prove to be the
most satisfactory arrangement, all the critics
have agreed is to call off the football contest,
and let the teams play bridge, or if they prefer,
Tiddily Winks.
"Souser" Levin, famous end of the Yeastsiders
is definitely out of the game. "Souser"
will watch the game from the bleachers with
tears in his eyes.
The "Dance of the Seven Veils" will feature
7:30—Round by round report from Baker's
Emporium of the Hoehn-
Hiller battle for the National
Tiddle-Winks Championship.
6:10—Stock reports, courtesy Meltzer
Furniture Co.
11:00—Killip's Orchestry.
9:00 Piano recital by R. Sutton.
DISTANT STATIONS
WHAT-Pittsford (1)
7:30 A.M. Setting Up exercises by E.
Hayes.
10:30 P.M. Setting down exercises by M.
Munce.
WHEN Scottsville (0.07)
8:30 P.M. Kimmel's Barn Dance.
10:00—Dance Music by Centola's Centipedes.
WOOF Tyson-on-the-Hudson (360).
9:00 A.M.—Dr. George Bantleon hour.
12 noon—Correct time, by the noon
whistles.
P.M.
12:05 Weather report, orated by O.
Ginsburgh.
Central Library of Rochester and Monroe County · Yearbook Collection
1 lx -hiK, -Dancers must pay the piper, but these boys of the
Yeast High Football Team are no different. So they cavort madly
on the gridiron without a care.
the stragetic play of the Yeast High boys if
they are sorely pressed. With this play, it isn't
the distance that counts, so much, as it is the
effect that can be achieved.
RADIO PROGRAMS
12:25—Organ Music by D. Sutton.
1:30—Stocks and bonds.
1:40—Organ music by Sam Brozost.
1:41—Sign off until 6 P.M. (by request).
6:00—String Quartette — R. Busch, C.
Blaas, II. Kraskowitz, M. Reynolds.
6:30—Baseball scores, if any.
7:00—Organ music by H. Starkweather.
7:30-Same as WOOF.
8:30—Organ music by M. Weiner.
9:30—Bruno's Orchestra.
10:00 —Organ music by S. Miller.
11:00—Hedley's Hey-Heyers.
11:30—Organ music by P. Reed.
WHIZ—Water-on-the-Knee (.005)
7:00 A.M. -Bedtime Story for nightwatchmen
by A. Arent.
4:00 P.M. —Reproductions from Wilson
(not Willson) Music Store.
6:00 Weather Report by J. Fay.
6:05—Speech by Mayor Reiss.
6:15 Recital by M. Poze.
7:00-7:30 5-minute speech by M. Kline.
It is estimated that three Yeast High rooters
will be on hand tomorrow for the game.
The police are making arrangements for
handling a crowd of seventy-five thousand.
7:30-10:00—Harmonica selections by R.
Murdock.
WWWW Fizzville (38182)
12 noon—Correct time by Abramovitz
Clock Co.
1:00 P.M.—Correct time by Pogal
Watches.
1:05—Weather report.
3:00—Correct time by Meyers Jewelry
Store.
6:00—Baseball scores, courtesy Welch
Co., Plumbers.
6:10—Recital by Jane Cohen, Frenchhornist.
7:00—Bedtime story by H. Heesch.
7:05—Allaun's Orchestra.
8:00-11:00—Coleman's Band.
12:00 -Correct time by Bulau Watch.
12:05—Uffelman's Whiffledingers.
1:00 A.M.—"Early Retiring and the Value
of Sleep" by J. Sebaste.
KLUK—Fairport (00.3)
5:55 P.M.—Miller News Briefs.