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frasier season eight part six small black beetles: the overkill Semi-Decent Proposal Electronics Store. Niles is holding a box. NILES: You sure Daphne will like this one? FRASIER: Oh, it's perfect, Niles. Look, it even says on the box, "for the perfect DVD viewing experience." NILES: What do you suppose "multi-angle capability" means? FRASIER: Well, it means that the remote control will respond from any angle. CLAIRE: Not to intrude, but actually it means you can see a scene from different camera angles. FRASIER: Oh, I was just teasing him. You see, my brother's technologically challenged. CLAIRE: If you're new to DVD, you might want to rent the director's cut of "Das Boot." It's amazing - I mean, if you don't mind subtitles. FRASIER: Mind them? I prefer them! In fact, I do speak a bit of German, so in this case they might actually be a distraction! CLAIRE: Really? I speak German too. NILES: If anyone's technologically challenged, it's you. FRASIER: He's a bit defensive. NILES: You thought your CD-ROM drive was a cup holder. Claire has walked away. FRASIER: Thanks a lot! I was interested in her. NILES: Well, how was I supposed to know? FRASIER: I was speaking German! NILES: Oh yes - the language of love! FRASIER: Oh dear, it's Lana. Oh my God, no, just turn around! I don't know why the woman frightens me. NILES: Well, she should frighten you, she was prom queen! Lana and Claire spot each other. LANA: Hi! Sorry, it took me forever to find a parking spot. Thanks. … Frasier! Hi! Oh, this is my friend, Claire French. Frasier Crane, his brother Niles - we've known each other since high school. FRASIER: Yes, we've already met. Guten tag, Claire. page 2
frasier season eight part six small black beetles: the overkill CLAIRE: I knew I'd recognized your voice. You're on the radio. FRASIER: Yes, well, I'm flattered that you've listened. LANA: You should have seen him in high school. Do you remember when you petitioned the school to have interpretive dance added to gym class? FRASIER: Oh, is that a CD organizer? I'll be right back! CLAIRE: Oh, I need one of those myself, excuse me. LANA: So Niles, how's things? NILES: Things are good. LANA: Are you married now? NILES: I was, but I'm not now. But I'm going with someone. LANA: (to clerk) I need to return this. CLERK: Oh, it's scratched. LANA: Well, it was like that when I bought it. Frasier and Claire are looking at CD organizers. FRASIER: I'm not much of a faux walnut grain enthusiast. CLAIRE: Frasier, I wanted to ask you something. Saturday night, are you free? FRASIER: Only with a coupon. What did you have in mind? CLAIRE: Well, a bunch of us are throwing a surprise party for Lana, I was wondering if you could bring her. FRASIER: Well, I'm not sure I'm the right person for this. You see, last year Lana and I dated for a brief period, and, well, things just didn't work out. Don't get me wrong, it's not that she isn't a lovely person- LANA: (at the counter) I don't give a rat's ass about your policy! Get me the manager! FRASIER: Perhaps you could ask someone else. CLAIRE: Come on, just ask her out as a friend. Once you're there, you can leave... Or stay. LANA: Are you calling me a liar?! DON'T BUY ANYTHING HERE, THE SERVICE SUCKS! FRASIER: Well, it is her birthday. Apt. Martin, wearing his glasses, has the DVD player on his lap. MARTIN: Red wire, red wire, where do you go? Oh, here we are. Maybe the red wire's extra. Niles, hand me that yellow one, will you? What's the matter? page 3
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