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<strong>friends</strong> season <strong>two</strong> part five small black beetles: the overkill<br />

The One Where Eddie Moves In<br />

Joey's new apartment. Everyone but Chandler is there. Joey<br />

has decorated the place with tons of tacky stuff<br />

JOEY: Huh? So whaddaya think? Casa de Joey. I decorated<br />

it myself.<br />

ROSS: Get out.<br />

MONICA: Wow Joey, this is, uh...<br />

JOEY: Art.<br />

MONICA: Art it is.<br />

ROSS: Look, check this out. Is it a coffee table, is it a<br />

panther? There's no need to decide.<br />

RACHEL: Hey, nice pillow. So now tell me, is this genuine<br />

Muppet skin?<br />

PHOEBE: Hey, excellent water-table thing.<br />

JOEY: Thanks, yeah. I love this but you know what, it makes<br />

me wanna pee.<br />

PHOEBE: Yeah, me too. I think that's the challenge.<br />

JOEY: Hey, how come Chandler didn't come?<br />

ROSS: Well, it's cause he had a thing with... the thing.<br />

JOEY: Right, I got it.<br />

PHOEBE: So why don't you show us the rest of your casa?<br />

JOEY: Yeah. Oh, the best part, c'mon. Heh?<br />

RACHEL: Hey, nice toilet.<br />

JOEY: No, behind it.<br />

ROSS: What, you have a phone in here?<br />

JOEY: That's right, I have a phone in here.<br />

MONICA: Joey, promise me something. Never call me from<br />

that phone.<br />

Central Perk. Someone bumps into Rachel and she drops the<br />

pie in a guy's hood that's seated at the table.<br />

RACHEL: Ok, here we go. Honey, I'm sorry, they were all<br />

out of apple pie, someone just got the last piece.<br />

PHOEBE: Oh my God. You are not gonna believe this. I<br />

have just been discovered.<br />

CHANDLER: Now, wait a minute, I claimed you in the<br />

name of France four years ago.<br />

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