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ed <strong>dwarf</strong> <strong>season</strong> <strong>three</strong> part one small black beetles: the overkill<br />
RIMMER: Oh, what a pity. I just can't get it out of my<br />
head. It's just so catchy! "Om!" Keep writing those<br />
hits, kid.<br />
YOUNG LISTER: What a nice guy!<br />
PHOTO LAB.<br />
KRYTEN: What now?<br />
HOLLY: Well, it'll take a few seconds for the timelines<br />
to sort themselves out, and then we'll see if it's<br />
worked.<br />
LISTER: It's happening! I'm disappearing!<br />
RIMMER: What happened?<br />
HOLLY: Well, Lister alte<strong>red</strong> the timelines and lived an<br />
entirely different life. Consequently he didn't join Red<br />
Dwarf. Consequently the Cat Race never existed and<br />
we never rescued Kryten, so they disappea<strong>red</strong> too.<br />
RIMMER: So it's just you and me?<br />
HOLLY: For the rest of eternity.<br />
RIMMER: No thanks. Find him, and bring him back.<br />
LATER.<br />
RIMMER: Anything?<br />
HOLLY: Got 'im.<br />
RIMMER: And?<br />
HOLLY: Tension sheet, Inventor: Dave Lister, aged 17.<br />
Died tragically in a plane crash, aged 98. His own<br />
fault, apparently. He was making love to his<br />
fourteenth wife and he lost control of the plane.<br />
RIMMER: Have you got any photographs?<br />
HOLLY: Not of that, no!<br />
RIMMER: No, I mean so that I can go in and bring him<br />
back.<br />
HOLLY: Well, there is one picture reference, but you're<br />
not going to like it.<br />
RIMMER: Put it on.<br />
A TITLE APPEARS ON THE MONITOR -- LIFESTYLES OF THE<br />
DISGUSTINGLY RICH AND FAMOUS<br />
BLAIZE: Hello, and welcome to Lifestyles of the<br />
Disgustingly Rich and Famous. Tonight we'll be<br />
looking at the world's youngest billionaire, Mr Dave<br />
"Tension Sheet" Lister. Behind me, Mr Lister's English<br />
mansion. He had the whole building transported<br />
brick by brick from half a mile down the road, just<br />
to get away from the neighbors. Now that's the<br />
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