red dwarf season three

ed dwarf season three part one small black beetles: the overkill
LISTER: I know. Check this!
KRYTEN: It even works in black and white. I tried it
with a really old one, too.
RIMMER: That's Nuremberg! That's Adolf Hitler. He was
leader of the runners-up in World War II.
KRYTEN: I cut the photograph out of one of your
magazines.
RIMMER: Which magazine was that?
KRYTEN: Fascist Dictator Monthly. He was Mr. October.
LISTER IS STANDING BESIDE THE LITTLE FASCIST AS HE MAKES
HIS SPEECH.
LISTER: Ignore him! He's a complete and total
nutter! And he's only got one testicle!
RIMMER: What's he doing now? He's scuffling with
Adolf Hitler! You can't just stick one on the leader
of the Third Reich!
LISTER: I nicked his briefcase! Banana and crisps? His
diary!
KRYTEN: Allow me. I'll switch to "translation mode."
"Things to remember: Stop milk, pay papers, invade
Czechoslovakia."
LISTER HAS PULLED OUT A BOX WRAPPED IN BROWN PAPER
AND TIED WITH STRING.
LISTER: A present here. "To Adolf, Love & hugs, Staff
Colonel Von Stauffenberg."
RIMMER: That rings a bell... Von Stauffenberg, he's
famous for something... Wait a minute, he's the
officer who tried to assassinate Hitler by putting a
bomb in his briefcase!" How could I forget that?
KRYTEN, CAT, RIMMER, AND HOLLY DIVE FOR COVER.
HEADLINE: "HITLER ESCAPES BOMBING AT
NUREMBERG"
LISTER: Yes! I don't believe this. We've got ourselves
a smegging time machine!
RIMMER: So we can go anywhere we want, absolutely
anywhere?
KRYTEN: Providing we have a photograph of it.
RIMMER: So if one of us had, say, a photograph of a
female-only naturist beach in Acapulco full of
bronzed, naked, uninhibited teenage temptresses, we
could go there for a holiday?
KRYTEN: I suppose.
RIMMER: Kryten, get my photo album.
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