red dwarf season three

ed dwarf season three part one small black beetles: the overkill
RIMMER: Look, I refuse to take the rap for that body.
All right, I added a few pounds to its already ample
frame but it was, let's face it, a wreck before I got
anywhere near it. If it was a car you would be an
insurance write-off. Nothing works. Your taste
buds are totally clapped out, you've killed them
stone dead with 25 years of non-stop curries. And
what about all the aches and pains you never
mention, twinges in your back, crimps in your neck?
Oh, and I'll give you a little tip: urine should only be
green if you're Mister Spock.
LISTER: That's the last time you borrow it, that's for
goddam sure.
RIMMER: What about next year? We had an agreement --
the last two weeks in July and the weekend before
Christmas.
LISTER: What for, Rimmer? It's a wreck.
RIMMER: Unfortunately it's the best that's available. If you
can't get two weeks in the Carribean then Grimsby
is better than nothing. You can't back out now, you
said I could have it.
LISTER: I only said that to get it back. Do you think I am
raving mad? You are never, ever, ever borrowing my
body again. Never.
RIMMER: Get some sleep. You'll feel different in the
morning.
CORRIDOR. KRYTEN IS PUSHING A TROLLEY WITH AN
UNCONSIOUS LISTER ON IT.
KRYTEN: I am really not sure about this.
RIMMER: Look, you're programmed to obey -- get on
with it.
KRYTEN: But surely we should ask him first?
RIMMER: I told you, he's agreed. He's perfectly happy
about the situation.
KRYTEN: Well then, why did you make me chloroform
him and why did he struggle so?
RIMMER: Look, I'm in charge, Kryten. I'll take full
responsibility. Science lab, pronto! If he comes
around give him another whack.
SLEEPING QUARTERS. MORNING.
LISTER: Are you awake, man? Rimmer? No please. No!
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