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ed <strong>dwarf</strong> <strong>season</strong> <strong>three</strong> part one small black beetles: the overkill<br />
LISTER: On the scales! I want to weigh you.<br />
RIMMER: There's no need. Look at that stomach. Flat<br />
as a pancake. Hasn't been like that in years!<br />
LISTER: On the scales. You've put on two stone!<br />
RIMMER: Of course I've put on two stone. I've been<br />
taking yeast extract, building up your body.<br />
LISTER: Take the robe off.<br />
RIMMER: What for? I don't want you looking at my<br />
naked body.<br />
LISTER: It's not YOUR naked body, it's mine!<br />
CAT: What's he hiding?<br />
LISTER: Off with the robe.<br />
RIMMER: Let me just say this--oh this. This is a hernia<br />
prevention belt. I must have forgotten to take it off.<br />
LISTER: It's a girdle.<br />
RIMMER: Of course it isn't.<br />
LISTER: Then why has it got little dangly things for<br />
holding up stockings?<br />
RIMMER: They are for attaching extra weights to you<br />
so you can get fit just as you walk around.<br />
LISTER: I want my body back now.<br />
RIMMER: Look, OK. I went a bit bananas the first<br />
few days, but I promise you that's all over now.<br />
Don't you see? It's in my interest to get you into<br />
shape. This could become a regular thing: fourteen<br />
days a year I could have your body. In fact, next year,<br />
if it's convenient, I would like to book the last two<br />
weeks of July.<br />
LISTER: I want it back.<br />
RIMMER: One last chance?<br />
LISTER: No more troffing.<br />
RIMMER: I promise.<br />
LISTER: And take that girdle off. It doesn't suit me.<br />
SLEEPING QUARTERS. NIGHT. LISTER JUMPS OFF BED AND<br />
FINDS RIMMER SITTING UP IN BED WITH A BLANKET OVER HIS<br />
HEAD.<br />
LISTER: Right, that's it! I'm completely sick of it.<br />
RIMMER: What is it?<br />
LISTER: You've been porking again, haven't ya?<br />
RIMMER: I have not!<br />
LISTER: I want my body back, now.<br />
RIMMER: But I've only had it a week!<br />
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