red dwarf season three

ed dwarf season three part one small black beetles: the overkill
SLEEPING QUARTERS.
RIMMER: I think I went temporarily insane. It was just
too much. I haven't tasted food in 3 million and 2
years. All that food. I was like an animal.
LISTER: I want my body back. Now!
RIMMER: Oh look, it won't happen again. It was just
something I had to get out of my system.
LISTER: MY system. Why are you smoking?
RIMMER: One cigar!
LISTER: You are supposed to be getting me fit.
RIMMER: I'll start tomorrow.
LISTER: You better bleeding do.
CORRIDOR. DAY.
CAT: Hey! What are you doing dressed like that? Why do
you want to look like Goalpost Head? Have you
flipped? You want to model yourself on a man who
has ears so large that they can pick up satellite TV?
What do you want to look like the smeg-head Rimmer
for?!
RIMMER: Because... I am that smeg head Rimmer.
LARGE SPA BATH. RIMMER IS READING A MUSCLE MAGAZINE.
RIMMER: Please. These are meant to be women? Ahhh.
This is what I call training.
SLEEPING QUARTERS. CAT HAS HIS BACK TO US AND HIS HAIR
IS UNTIED. THEY ARE PLAYING SCRABBLE.
LISTER: That letter, that letter, and that letter. There.
CAT: Hey! I've got you now! Jozxyqk.
LISTER: That's not a word.
CAT: It's a cat word.
Lister attempts to pronounces the cat "word."
CAT: That's not how you pronounce it!
LISTER: What does it mean?
CAT: It's the sound you get when you get your sexual
organs trapped in something
LISTER: Is it in the dictionary?
CAT: Well, it could be. If you were reading in the nude
and you closed the book too quickly.
RIMMER: What a session! What a work-out! No pain,
no gain, Listy.
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