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ed <strong>dwarf</strong> <strong>season</strong> <strong>three</strong> part one small black beetles: the overkill<br />
LISTER: What?<br />
RIMMER: We could do a swap: my mind in your body,<br />
yours in mine. You saw how easy it was with Brown.<br />
Lend me your body for a few weeks and I'll get it fit<br />
for you. Plenty of exercise, sensible diet, no more<br />
booze, no more ciggies. It'll be like a 12 thousand mile<br />
service for your body.<br />
LISTER: What, and in the meantime I'm a hologram?<br />
RIMMER: It won't be too bad if it's only for a couple of<br />
weeks.<br />
LISTER: You're talking as if it were a pare of hedge<br />
trimmers or a lawn mower or something.<br />
RIMMER: I'd give it back, I'd return it intact. More than<br />
intact, it'd be fitter.<br />
LISTER: Look, Rimmer, you are not having possession<br />
of my body.<br />
RIMMER: What are you worried about? How can I<br />
treat it any worse than you do? You admit you don't<br />
look after it, don't exercise it, don't feed it properly.<br />
I would. What do you say?<br />
LISTER: No welching.<br />
RIMMER: Of course not.<br />
LISTER: A fortnight.<br />
RIMMER: 14 days.<br />
LISTER: Two weeks.<br />
RIMMER: Absolutely doodley.<br />
LATER, IN SHOWER ROOM.<br />
RIMMER: What's this under his nails? Oh my god! I'm<br />
going to have this dirt carbon-dated.<br />
SLEEPING QUARTERS.<br />
KRYTEN: Luncheon, sir.<br />
RIMMER: Food. Real food. To eat, perchance to taste.<br />
KRYTEN: It's exactly as you orde<strong>red</strong>, sir: the lightly<br />
poached mimmion bladder fish, the 4 dozen oysters,<br />
the ducks feet in abalone sauce...<br />
RIMMER: I can touch; I can taste; I can smell!<br />
KRYTEN: Roast suckling pig stuffed with chestnuts and<br />
truffles. Mashed potato.<br />
RIMMER: With cream and butter?<br />
KRYTEN: A pint of cream and a full pound of butter, sir.<br />
RIMMER: Let the orgy begin.<br />
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