red dwarf season three

ed dwarf season three part one small black beetles: the overkill
RIMMER: Just what little I've managed to scrimp and
scrape, by tossing the odd copper aside for a
rainy day.
LISTER: There must be twenty grand here.
RIMMER: Twenty-four. Look -- I thought we were
supposed to be getting off the ship.
LISTER: Twenty-four thousand!? And you had the front
to borrow money off me to buy me a birthday
present?
RIMMER: It was only fifteen quid.
LISTER: Right. Fifteen quid. And what did I get? A fivequid
book token.
RIMMER: Those cards aren't free, you know. I had to
fork out for that as well.
LISTER: And you never paid me back. You're tighter
than an Italian waiter's keks.
THE CAT AND KRYTEN COME IN.
KRYTEN: Blue midget is loaded.
RIMMER: Are you sure you've got everything?
KRYTEN: Just the bare essentials -- food and medical
supplies.
CAT: Yeah, and I'm just taking the bare essentials, too --
thirty-six changes of clothing and ten full-length dress
mirrors.
LISTER: Cat -- we're going to be away twelve hours.
CAT: You think I need more mirrors?
LISTER: Come on, let's move it.
HOLLY: Okay, this is the plan: I'll try and navigate Red
Dwarf through the minefield of Black Holes. If all goes
well, we'll all rendezvous on the desert moon Sigma
four D.
CAT: What happens if all doesn't go well?
HOLLY: Well, Red Dwarf and everything on it will be
compacted to the size of a small garden pea.
LISTER: Bye, bye, Birdseye.
STARBUG REAR. DAY. LISTER IS TURNING ONE OF RIMMER'S
TOY SOLDIERS OVER IN HIS OTHER HAND.
RIMMER: Look, please, honestly. They're priceless.
LISTER: I'm just having a goosie.
RIMMER: Look, if you get curry all over them, how's
that going to look? What's Lieutenant-General Baron
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