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ed <strong>dwarf</strong> <strong>season</strong> <strong>three</strong> part one small black beetles: the overkill<br />
AUTO DESTRUCT: 55 seconds to detonation<br />
BROWN: What's happening? What the hell is going<br />
on?<br />
RIMMER: Sir. There is no time to explain, but, by a<br />
bizarre series of accidents the ship auto destruct<br />
system has got switched on and we need you to<br />
deactivate it.<br />
BROWN: Something's wrong. Something feels different.<br />
Wait a minute, I never used to be a man!<br />
RIMMER: Look, you stupid women, we'll explain later.<br />
BROWN: Why have I got male sexual organs?<br />
RIMMER: If we don't override the autodestruct system<br />
within the next 20 seconds those male sexual organs<br />
will be in orbit around the nearest planet. Along with<br />
everyone else's organs sexual or otherwise.<br />
AUTO DESTRUCT: 15 seconds to detonation.<br />
BROWN: Abort sequence X1X.<br />
AUTO DESTRUCT: Identify.<br />
BROWN: Carol Brown, executive officer, security<br />
clearance 010101.<br />
AUTO DESTRUCT: Pause for verification. Verification<br />
rejected. Abort denied. Auto destruct sequence<br />
continued. Detonation in 5 seconds.<br />
RIMMER: Sen-smegging-sational<br />
CAT: Well done, sphinx face.<br />
RIMMER: What a brilliant, brilliant plan.<br />
CAT: Just great.<br />
AUTO DESTRUCT: 1. Initiate self destruct.<br />
THE DISPENSING MACHINE SHOOTS OUT A MILK SHAKE AND A<br />
CRISPY BAR.<br />
AUTO DESTRUCT: Thank you for using the auto-serve<br />
dispensing machines. Number one in quality. Number<br />
one in taste.<br />
CAT: What happened?<br />
KRYTEN: It must have been wi<strong>red</strong> up to the warning<br />
system but not the bomb.<br />
RIMMER: So where's the bomb?<br />
HOLLY: We haven't got a bomb. I got rid of it ages ago.<br />
CAT: Why didn't you say?<br />
HOLLY: You never asked.<br />
CAT: Fine, terrific. (to Kryten) But remember this: you're<br />
getting my underwear bill, buddy.<br />
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