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ed <strong>dwarf</strong> <strong>season</strong> <strong>three</strong> part one small black beetles: the overkill<br />
CONTROL ROOM.<br />
RIMMER: I said, "Touch nothing." Didn't I say, "Touch<br />
nothing?"<br />
LISTER: Look, I just orde<strong>red</strong> a shake and a crispy bar.<br />
CAT: You're lucky you didn't order a double cheese<br />
burger!<br />
AUTO DESTRUCT: Eight minutes, 20 seconds and counting.<br />
LISTER: How do we switch it off?<br />
HOLLY: The only person who can override the<br />
autodestruct is the captain.<br />
RIMMER: Dead.<br />
HOLLY: Or one of the senior officers.<br />
RIMMER: Dead.<br />
HOLLY: In many ways I should have updated the<br />
system really.<br />
LISTER: Is there any way that we can trick the<br />
machine into thinking one of us is the captain?<br />
HOLLY: No. It checks his voice and brain scan against<br />
its databanks.<br />
AUTO DESTRUCT: Auto destruct in 8 minutes, 10 seconds<br />
and counting.<br />
RIMMER: Think of something please. You are<br />
supposed to have an IQ of 6000. Think of<br />
something.<br />
HOLLY: I've been through the whole of my database,<br />
collated every single option, and there are <strong>three</strong><br />
realistic alternatives. One: sit here and get blown up.<br />
Two: Stand here and get blown up. Three: Jump up and<br />
down, shout at me for not being able to think of<br />
anything, then get blown up.<br />
LISTER: There must be something.<br />
KRYTEN: Perhaps we could try a mind swap?<br />
LAB. LISTER IS TIED DOWN TO A CHAIR<br />
KRYTEN: It's something we tried once on the Nova 5. It<br />
uses exactly the same science as generating a<br />
hologram. We wipe all your brain patterns and put<br />
them on a storage disk. Then we transfer the<br />
captaings mind from his hologram personality disk into<br />
your empty brain.<br />
LISTER: And you tried this on the Nova 5?<br />
KRYTEN: Oh yes.<br />
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