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ed <strong>dwarf</strong> <strong>season</strong> <strong>three</strong> part one small black beetles: the overkill<br />
Body Swap<br />
LAB. KRYTEN AND RIMMER ARE HUNCHED OVER A COMPUTER<br />
TERMINAL DISPLAYING A HORRENDOUSLY COMPLEX CIRCUIT<br />
DIAGRAM.<br />
RIMMER: Turn. There's another. Circuit board epsilon<br />
14598, <strong>red</strong> corridor 357.<br />
KRYTEN: Re-routed.<br />
LISTER: What's happening, guys? It's half ten. I thought<br />
we were playing poker.<br />
RIMMER: Where have you been? Didn't you get the<br />
message?<br />
LISTER: What message?<br />
RIMMER: One of the skutters has gone bananas. He's<br />
completely rewi<strong>red</strong> the maintenance decks back to<br />
front and upside down. We've got over two<br />
thousand wiring faults. Don't breath. Don't touch<br />
anything. The whole ship is a gigantic booby trap.<br />
LISTER: No poker then?<br />
RIMMER: We can't find the auto destruct system. It's<br />
wi<strong>red</strong> up to something but we don't know what.<br />
LISTER: It's taken me ages to mark these cards.<br />
CAT: So we can't touch anything?<br />
LISTER: Nothing electrical. Not until we get the all<br />
clear.<br />
CAT: How long is that going to take?<br />
LISTER: God knows.<br />
LISTER APPROACHES THE VENDING MACHINE.<br />
LISTER: Milk shake and a crispy bar. We were just playing<br />
poker tonight. That's gone for a burn.<br />
AUTO DESTRUCT: Auto destruct sequence initiated.<br />
Initiated destruction in 15 minutes. 14 minutes, 55<br />
seconds and counting.<br />
CAT: That's a very dumb thing you just did then.<br />
LISTER: I know. I wasn't thinking.<br />
AUTO DESTRUCT: Red Dwarf will self destruct in 14<br />
minutes and 50 seconds. Abandon ship. You have 13<br />
minutes and 45 seconds to detonation.<br />
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