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ed <strong>dwarf</strong> <strong>season</strong> <strong>three</strong> part one small black beetles: the overkill<br />
SLEEPING QUARTERS. LATER.<br />
CAT: Where is it now?<br />
HOLLY: It's gone back down to the cargo bays, sleeping<br />
off a four-course meal of fear, vanity, guilt, and anger.<br />
You'd better get it before it comes back for<br />
seconds.<br />
RIMMER: Look, just because it's an armour-plated alien<br />
killing machine that salivates unspeakable slobber,<br />
doesn't mean it's a bad person. What we've got to<br />
do is get it round a table, and put together a solution<br />
package -- perhaps over tea and biscuits.<br />
KRYTEN: Look at him! You can't trust his opinion -- he's<br />
got no anger. He's a total dork!<br />
RIMMER: Good point, Kryten. Let's take that on<br />
board, shall we? David, do you have anything you<br />
want to bring to this forum?<br />
LISTER: Well, yes, I have, actually, Arnold. Why don't<br />
we go down to the ammunition stores, get the<br />
nuclear warheads and then strap one to my head? I'll<br />
nuke the smegger to oblivion!<br />
RIMMER: Right, well, that's very nice, David. Let's put<br />
that on the back burner, shall we? Cat, let's have<br />
your contribution... come on.<br />
CAT: Hey, don't ask me my opinion -- I'm nobody. Just<br />
pretend I'm not here.<br />
RIMMER: That's lovely. Thank you very much. Moving<br />
on a step -- and I hope no one thinks that I'm setting<br />
myself up as a self-elected chairperson... just see me<br />
as a facilitator -- erm, Kryten, what's your view? Don't<br />
be shy.<br />
KRYTEN: Well, I think we should send Lister in as a<br />
decoy, and, while it's busy eating him alive, we could<br />
creep up on it unawares and blast it into the<br />
stratosphere.<br />
LISTER: Good plan! That's the best plan yet! Let it get<br />
knacke<strong>red</strong> eating me to death, then you guys could<br />
just, like, catch it unawares!<br />
RIMMER: Well, that's certainly an option, David, yes, but<br />
here's my proposal: Let's get tough. The time for<br />
talking is over. Call it extreme if you like, but I<br />
propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major -<br />
- and I mean MAJOR -- leaflet campaign, and while it's<br />
reeling from that, we'd follow up with a a car boot<br />
sale, some street theatre and possibly even some<br />
benefit concerts. OK? Now, if that's not enough, I'm<br />
sorry, it's time for the T-shirts: "Mutants Out"...<br />
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