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ed <strong>dwarf</strong> <strong>season</strong> <strong>three</strong> part one small black beetles: the overkill<br />
CARGO BAY.<br />
Marooned<br />
HOLLY: Abandon ship! Black Hole approaching. Abandon<br />
ship... Oh, god, now the siren's broken.<br />
STARBUG COCKPIT. DAY.<br />
RIMMER: But a Black Hole's a huge, compacted star! It's<br />
millions of miles wide! Why didn't you see it on the<br />
radar screen?<br />
HOLLY: Well, the thing about a Black Hole - its main<br />
distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing<br />
about space, your basic space colour is black. So how<br />
are you supposed to see them?<br />
RIMMER: But five of them! How can you be ambushed<br />
by five Black Holes?<br />
HOLLY: Always the way, isn't it? You hang around in<br />
Deep Space for <strong>three</strong> million years and you don't see<br />
one. Then, all of a sudden, five all turn up at once.<br />
STARBUG REAR. DAY.<br />
LISTER: Come on -- we've got less than twenty minutes.<br />
RIMMER: Careful ... careful ... Mind the hatchway! Don't<br />
knock it!<br />
LISTER: What'd you want this piece of junk for?<br />
RIMMER: That "piece of junk" happens to be a Javanese<br />
camphor-wood chest. It belonged to my father. It's<br />
got all my valuables in it.<br />
LISTER: I never realised you had so much crap. What's<br />
this? Toy soldiers?<br />
RIMMER: Toy soldiers? They've been in our family for<br />
years. They're priceless nineteenth-century replicas<br />
of Napolean's Armee du Nord.<br />
LISTER: So you can't change the clothes and that, like<br />
you can with Sindy? And what the smeg's this?<br />
Lister pulls out a wad of bank notes.<br />
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