red dwarf season three

ed dwarf season three part one small black beetles: the overkill
RIMMER COMES IN. LISTER IS SITTING AT THE STOVE, GUITAR-
SHAPED PIECES OF WOOD BURNING MERRILY AWAY.
RIMMER: I don't know what to say.
LISTER: Nothing TO say.
RIMMER: You've made a supreme sacrifice. You know
that? A supreme sacrifice.
LISTER: Had to be done.
RIMMER: I've been judging a book by its cover,
haven't I? All these years, that's what I've been
doing. But when it comes down to it, you're one
heck of a regular guy. There's no point in being
modest. I know what that guitar meant to you. The
same as that trunk meant to me. If that trunk got so
much as scratched, I'd be devastated. It's not the
outward value -- for me, that trunk is a link to the
past. A link to the father I never managed to square
things with...
LISTER: Is it?
RIMMER: It's the only thing he ever gave me, apart from
... apart from his disappointment. But you've shown
me, by burning your guitar, what true value is.
Decency. Self-sacrifice. Those are the things that
make up real wealth. And from where I'm
standing ... I'm a pretty rich man. Burn the soldiers.
LISTER: No. Not the soldiers too.
RIMMER: You burnt your guitar. I wish to make a
sacrifice, too. Burn the Armee du Nord. Cast them
into the flames: let them lay down their lives for
the sake of friendship. What's that smell?
LISTER: What smell? I can't smell any smell.
RIMMER: Camphor. Your guitar was made of camphor
wood! It was probably worth a fortune. Burn the
soldiers -- burn them right now.
THE SOLDIERS ARE BURNING AWAY.
RIMMER: Au revoir, mes amis. A bientot.
LISTER: Look -- there's something I've got to tell you
... something awful.
RIMMER: If it's about how you finished off the dog
food, I understand.
LISTER: No, it's not about that.
THE DOOR OPENS, AND KRYTEN AND CAT ENTER.
LISTER: Cat! Kryten! You made it -- you found us!
RIMMER: So where have you been the last six days?
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