red dwarf season three

ed dwarf season three part one small black beetles: the overkill
LISTER: I haven't eaten for six days. Yes, I'm going to
eat the dog food.
RIMMER: I'm sure the dog food will be lovely.
LISTER: This isn't dog food. It's a piece of prime fillet
steak in blue cheese sauce. It's been charcoal broiled in
garlic butter. Just smell that. It's delicious… (tastes it)
Well, now I know why dogs lick their testicles -- it's to
take away the taste of their food.
RIMMER: The stove's getting low. Better throw
another book on.
LISTER: That's the last one.
RIMMER: You've burnt all of them?
LISTER: When we get through to Act Five of Henry
VIII, I'm a dead man.
RIMMER: There must be something else to burn.
THEY LOOK AROUND. THEIR EYES STOP ON THE TRUNK.
RIMMER: No. It's Javanese camphor wood. It's priceless.
LISTER: There's nothing else left to burn except the
trunk and what's in the trunk.
RIMMER: Now wait a minute. Not Napoleon's Armee du
Nord!
LISTER: Rimmer, get real, man. If it burns, we burn it.
What's the least valuable?
RIMMER: Not the trunk. My father gave me that trunk.
LISTER: The soldiers, then.
RIMMER: They're ninteenth-century. They're
irreplacable. They were hand-carved by the
legendary Dubois brothers.
LISTER: Well, then?
LISTER BRINGS OUT TWO HUGE WADS OF NOTES.
STARBUG REAR. MONEY IS BURNING.
RIMMER: How much has gone so far?
LISTER: Five thousand eight hundred. Six grand.
RIMMER: The whole twenty-four grand isn't going to last
an hour, is it? It took me ten years to save it. Ten
years!
LISTER: I'd better start unpacking the soldiers.
RIMMER: No. There must be something else to burn.
There must be.
LISTER: There isn't. I looked. Listen, I know it's a
bummer. I know it must be heartbreaking. But it's
only stuff. It's just possessions. In the end, they're
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