Hey Nostradamus! By Douglas Coupland
Hey Nostradamus! By Douglas Coupland
Hey Nostradamus! By Douglas Coupland
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* * *<br />
Okay, I know I'm using both the present and past tenses for Jason and me. Is he alive or dead? I have<br />
no choice but to hope he's somewhere and breathing. He's been gone a few months now. Not a peep.<br />
He went down to buy smokes at Mac's Milk and never came home. He walked - no car involved - and,<br />
well, the thing about people vanishing is that they've vanished. They haven't left you a clue. They're<br />
gone. A clue? I'd kill for a clue. I'd sell my retinas for a clue. But "vanish" is indeed the correct verb here.<br />
It's . . .<br />
The phone. I have to answer it.<br />
* * *<br />
That was Reg, calling from his apartment over near Lonsdale. He just wanted to talk. Jason's<br />
disappearance has left him as bewildered as it's left me. And I must say, it truly is hard to imagine Reg as<br />
the ogre Jason's always made him out to be.<br />
Okay, Heather, be honest. You know darn well why Reg changed: losing Jason was the clincher. He<br />
also got royally dumped, just after Jason disappeared - by Ruth, this woman he'd been seeing for years.<br />
And not only was he dumped, but she really laid into him when she did the dumping. The essence of her<br />
farewell speech (delivered in a Keg steak restaurant as a neutral space) was that Reg was the opposite of<br />
everything he thought he was: cruel instead of kind; blind instead of wise; not tough but with skin as thin<br />
as frost. I didn't like Ruth much the few times we met; she had judgment written all over her face. In real<br />
life, it's always the judgmental people who get caught robbing the choirboys' charity raffle fund.<br />
I think I'm the sole mortal friend or contact Reg still has, which is odd, as I'm not at all churchy. He sure<br />
doesn't have friends at work; the day Ruth dumped him, he was rummaging in the plastic spoon drawer in<br />
the coffee room, and found a voodoo doll of himself covered with pins made from straightened paper<br />
clips; the head had been burned a few times.<br />
"Heather." The sound of his voice just now - his soul was sore.<br />
"Reg. How're you doing?"<br />
Pause. "Okay. But just okay."<br />
"I haven't heard anything from the RCMP today."<br />
"I doubt we will."<br />
"Don't be so glum. Don't. And you know what? Chris has mapped Jason's face from an old photo. So at<br />
least he's in that index now."<br />
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