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downhill side of puberty. You don’t know how immature fourteenyear-olds<br />

can be until you’re stuck in a room with a bunch of them<br />

for an hour.<br />

The only thing that made World History, my last class before<br />

lunch, bearable was hunky Mr. Sakola. He looks like some fifties<br />

movie star, with a bright white smile, perfectly combed hair, and a<br />

really cute dimple in his left cheek. He’s also as charming as Will<br />

Smith—with an equally beautiful wife, if the framed pic on his desk<br />

is any indication. The class, however, was another dumpload of<br />

information. I took enough notes to fell an entire forest.<br />

So, by fine I mean exhaustingly rotten, but I don’t say it.<br />

“Good.” He smiles like a principal—wide and proud, his sophisticated<br />

face cracking into sophisticated lines at the corners of his<br />

mouth and eyes. “Any problems or questions?”<br />

“No . . .” I say, but even that’s not true. “Actually, there is one<br />

thing.”<br />

He nods, encouraging me to clarify.<br />

Though I have seriously considered not telling him this, I think it’s<br />

in my best long-term interest to be as forthright as possible. After all,<br />

I don’t want him out to make my life more miserable than it already<br />

is. So, I suck it up and say, “I, um, tweaked my schedule a little. . . .”<br />

He nods again. “In what way?”<br />

“Well—” I swallow, hoping he doesn’t question my prerequisites.<br />

“I traded Computer Applications and Biology for Art History and<br />

Physics II.”<br />

More nodding. What’s with all the nodding?<br />

“As long as you keep up with your assignments, I don’t foresee a<br />

problem. I just want to see you happy in your time here.” Now his<br />

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