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She looks like she really wants to say something shrinklike, but thinks better of it. Good thing, too. I grew up on her therapist approach. It so doesn’t work on me anymore. The computer—something from the dark ages of technology if the dingy gray plastic is any sign—is in Damian’s office. You’d think a guy with Greek gods on his PTA could afford to upgrade. He is in his office when we get there, filling out some paperwork at his desk. Looking up, he smiles and asks, “Are you here to use the computer, Phoebe?” I nod, thinking that’s enough of a response. Until Mom pokes me in the ribs. “Yeah. I want to e-mail my friends back home.” “Oh.” His face falls and he looks to Mom for support. Great. Another secret? Another reality-shattering headline? “Honey,” she begins. Her voice is quiet and way too hesitant, but it’s the hand on my shoulder that tips me off to the really bad news. “We don’t want to say you can’t stay in touch with your friends, but—” “What? I can’t even e-mail my two best friends?” I shake her hand off my shoulder. “I thought being stuck on this stupid prison-of-anisland was going to be bad, but I can’t believe this! Why don’t you just put me in solitary and slide bread and water under my door twice a day?” “It’s not that,” she insists. “Phoebe,” Damian says, using what I know must be his patient principal voice, “you are entirely free to e-mail whomever you choose. But we must ask you not to reveal the truth about Serfopoula and the Academy. We trust you to act responsibly.” 44

Is that all? “Fine,” I say, sounding like it’s a major concession when I’m actu- ally thinking, As if they’d believe me. I mean, Nola and Cesca are my best friends and all, but there are limits to every trust. Their faith in me would be seriously depleted if I drop an e-mail saying, Safe in Serfopoula. It’s hot, the evil stepsister has already struck, and, oh yeah, my new school is run by Greek gods. Not in this lifetime. “If you click on the envelope icon at the top of the screen it will lead you through the setup process for your Academy e-mail. I suggest using that program since messages sent from outside e-mail addresses are delayed through our screening software.” Damian looks pleased when I nod. “Well, then we will leave you to your e-mail in private.” Good. I was afraid they’d stay and watch over my shoulder to make sure I didn’t slip up. Mom doesn’t look as pacified as Damian, but she lets him take her hand and lead her out the door anyway. As soon as they’re gone I slip into the chair in front of the computer and log on to create my new Academy e-mail. After entering my entire life history, the program finally prompts me to select my alias. I stare at it for a while before I realize it means I get to choose my own screen name. Nice. Normally I use PhoebeRuns. That’s what I had at Pacific Park and on IM. Here, though, that seems too much like home. And this is definitely not home. This is more like a detour. Like I got lost on my way to USC. 45

Is that all?<br />

“Fine,” I say, sounding like it’s a major concession when I’m actu-<br />

ally thinking, As if they’d believe me.<br />

I mean, Nola and Cesca are my best friends and all, but there are<br />

limits to every trust. Their faith in me would be seriously depleted<br />

if I drop an e-mail saying, Safe in Serfopoula. It’s hot, the evil stepsister<br />

has already struck, and, oh yeah, my new school is run by Greek gods. Not<br />

in this lifetime.<br />

“If you click on the envelope icon at the top of the screen it will<br />

lead you through the setup process for your Academy e-mail. I suggest<br />

using that program since messages sent from outside e-mail<br />

addresses are delayed through our screening software.” Damian<br />

looks pleased when I nod. “Well, then we will leave you to your<br />

e-mail in private.”<br />

Good. I was afraid they’d stay and watch over my shoulder to<br />

make sure I didn’t slip up. Mom doesn’t look as pacified as Damian,<br />

but she lets him take her hand and lead her out the door anyway. As<br />

soon as they’re gone I slip into the chair in front of the computer<br />

and log on to create my new Academy e-mail.<br />

After entering my entire life history, the program finally prompts<br />

me to select my alias. I stare at it for a while before I realize it means<br />

I get to choose my own screen name. Nice.<br />

Normally I use PhoebeRuns. That’s what I had at Pacific Park<br />

and on IM.<br />

Here, though, that seems too much like home. And this is definitely<br />

not home. This is more like a detour. Like I got lost on my<br />

way to USC.<br />

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