Dollars for Sense - Greg Hallett and Spymaster

Dollars for Sense
Judicial Train Wrecks
NZ Herald, ‘Judge asks for drug report on Millie Elder
after guilty P plea’, 4.42 pm, Monday 27 August 2007.
“An Auckland District Court judge has asked for a drug and
alcohol report on Paul Holmes’ adopted daughter after she
admitted three drugs charges today.
Millie Elder, 19, pleaded guilty today to possessing a P pipe,
possessing methamphetamine and permitting her premises
to be used for drugs.
She handed police the P pipe, which was hidden near her
genitals, at Auckland Central Police Station when they began
physically searching her following her arrest on June 17.
Elder winced as some of the details surrounding her arrest
were read to the court.
Six other charges, including possession of a cannabis bong,
possession of cannabis, receiving a $18,500 plasma television
screen and receiving $15,000 worth of clothes from Auckland
department store Smith and Caughey, were withdrawn after
police said they would present no evidence. [As bribed.]
Judge David Robinson asked for a report assessing Elder’s
drug and alcohol use to be compiled along with a pre-sentence
report before sentencing on October 26.
Elder, a model and office temp worker, had not appeared in
court prior to these charges. She was remanded on bail.
The maximum sentences for the charges she admitted are two
years’ imprisonment and a $1000 fine.
Holmes and Elder’s mother, Holmes’ ex-wife Hine Elder
– herself a former broadcaster – were present in court to
support their daughter.
Wearing a thick black coat and jeans, Elder’s whispered guilty
pleas could barely be heard.
The summary of facts revealed that police found cannabis
inside Elder’s bedroom and a P pipe inside a kitchen drawer
when her Ponsonby flat was first searched in her absence by
police on June 3. [She would have been warned, both times.]
She was present at a second police search on June 17, when
police found a glass P pipe encrusted with residue from
recent use along with a small bag containing P, and a plastic
203

2 0 New Zealand – A Blackmailer’s Guide
“Fuck this.”
The New Zealand judiciary on track with logical progression.
. . . and I have a few suggestions – the running of the judges.
Just as Spain has ‘the Running of the Bulls’, New Spain can have
‘the Running of the Judges’. The same weapons would be used – a
rolled-up newspaper.
The judges would be required to run from Mayoral Drive, along
Albert Street to Customs Street where any dissatisfied citizen could
take out their judicious anger on any judge they saw fit. This would add a
tourist attraction to New Zealand/New Spain and make it an extremely
popular country, noted worldwide.
Every Monday morning and every Friday night would be the go.