Sangbog for 2003 - Dikutal

(Linier markeret med tal skiftes ud efterhånden)
As I came home on Monday night
as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a horse outside the door (1)
where my old horse should be (2)
well, I called my wife and I says to her
would you kindly tell to me
who owns that horse outside the door (3)
where my old horse should be (4)
Aye, you're drunk, you're drunk
you silly old fool
still you cannae see
thats a lovely sow (5)
that my mother sent to me
well, as many a day I traveled
a hundred miles or more
but a saddle on a sow (6)
sure I never saw before.
As I came home on Tuesday night
(1) I saw a coat upon the knob
(2) where my old coat should be
(3) who owns that coat upon the knob
(4) where my old coat should be
(5) that's a woolen blanket
(6) but buttons on a blanket
77. Seven Drunken Nights
Skotsk drukvise
As I came home on Wednesday night
(1) I saw a pipe upon the chair
(2) where my old pipe should be
(3) who owns that pipe upon the chair
(4) where my old pipe should be
(5) that's a lovely tinwhistle
(6) but tobacco in a tinwhistle
As I came home on Thursday night
(1) I saw two boots beneath the bed
(2) where my old boots should be
(3) who owns those boots beneath the bed
(4) where my old boots should be
(5) thats two lovely geranium pots
(6) but laces in a geranium pot
As I came home on Friday night
(1) I saw a head upon the bed
(2) where my old head should be
(3) who owns that head upon the bed
(4) where my old head should be
(5) thats a baby boy
(6) but a baby boy with his whiskers on
As I came home on Saturday night
(1) I saw two hands upon a breast
(2) where my old hands should be
(3) who owns those hands upon that breast
(4) where my old hands should be
(5) thats a living bra
(6) but fingers on a living bra