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3 6<br />

i h a v e s o p a i d f o r t h i s<br />

What’s up <strong>CBS</strong>? Believe it or not but<br />

this is the last time that you will hear<br />

from me (sniffle). I know. I know…<br />

I will miss you too, but it’s time to<br />

start a new part of my life. The torture<br />

is over, and I’m alive to tell the<br />

tale. Strictly speaking I should be<br />

happy about that. But then, there’s<br />

the reality of being jobless and<br />

returning to my parents’ house in<br />

South Africa.<br />

Hey, it will be cool to live rent free<br />

for a while, but I am not sure how<br />

long that will last. The parents are<br />

pretty easy going people, but at the<br />

end of the day I am a child to them,<br />

no matter how old I get. And a very<br />

proficient testimony to just how long<br />

childhood lasts is Dude´s 90-year-old<br />

great grandmother, who used to tell<br />

his 70-year-old grandmother to wear<br />

a jumper every time she left the<br />

house to go somewhere. The great<br />

grandmother also used to check on<br />

her daughter’s diet too. So clearly, as<br />

long as your parents are still alive,<br />

they will fuss over you no matter<br />

how old you both get. It’s comfort-<br />

b y k u t l o a n o " t h u l i " s k o s a n a<br />

ing. It’s also very, very scary in a<br />

hilarious way.<br />

I have grown fond of this charming<br />

city called Copenhagen, so I am a<br />

little sad to be leaving.<br />

Oh yes, I lost my cycling virginity! I<br />

had an accident and fell off my bike,<br />

so I consider myself a baptised (baptism-by-asphalt)<br />

Copenhagener! The<br />

dude also doesn’t look so nervous<br />

anymore when we cycle together.<br />

I’ve probably fallen more in love<br />

with Copenhagen because I finally<br />

got the chance to be a tourist these<br />

last few weeks. I no longer face<br />

the possibility of shaming myself<br />

by leaving without seeing the Little<br />

Mermaid or seeing the city by boat,<br />

or visiting landmarks like the Black<br />

Diamond or hanging out in one of<br />

the famous bars on Nørrebro.<br />

Speaking of the Black Diamond,<br />

we had our graduation dinner at the<br />

Søren K restaurant in the building. I<br />

can’t say that it was the most earth<br />

shatteringly orgasmic meal I’ve ever<br />

had, but then again Copenhagen is a<br />

i n - h o u s e n e w s p a p e r f o r co p e n h a g e n b u s i n e s s s c h o o l<br />

nightmare for a vegetarian/pescetarian.<br />

But that’s a conversation for<br />

another time.<br />

Nevertheless, the venue made for<br />

the prettiest sunset photos, and we<br />

danced until we were kicked out at<br />

some ungodly hour. When the DJ<br />

started playing the Dirty Dancing<br />

soundtrack theme song, the manager<br />

must have thought it was time<br />

to shut the place down. Yeah, a bit<br />

cheesy but we did (or at least I did)<br />

have the time of our life in this town,<br />

so the tune was appropriate.<br />

Earlier on that day, we had all<br />

donned our Harry Potter outfits<br />

at Porcelænshaven, marched to<br />

the sound of a harp for the grand<br />

entrance, listened to some entertaining<br />

speeches and then received our<br />

graduation certificates.<br />

Although I’ve participated in graduations<br />

before this one, there was<br />

something different this time around.<br />

It seems to have more meaning.<br />

Was it because of all the suffering<br />

we went through as MBA students?<br />

A friend of mine back home says<br />

it’s just a sign that I’m getting old.<br />

Rudeness – obviously not just a<br />

Danish trait!<br />

Anyway, we got to do the American<br />

thing and threw our hats in the air<br />

for the group photo and then immediately<br />

started our alcoholic binge<br />

– by all appearances we were celebrating,<br />

but in reality we were just<br />

postponing the eventuality of being<br />

face to face with unemployment. But<br />

if statistics are anything to go by,<br />

then 70 percent of us should be in a<br />

job within three months.<br />

So, as I’m packing to leave I realize<br />

that I will miss the MBA program.<br />

Yes, it is definitely a sign of sickness…<br />

as in sick in the head. Then<br />

again, the course has been my life<br />

for a year and there is definitely<br />

some emptiness now that it’s over.<br />

Even Miss Thang started feeling<br />

unwell at the end of the project, saying<br />

that she might have adrenalin<br />

withdrawal problems. Of course that<br />

was worth giggling about. That is<br />

definitely one part of my life here<br />

that I will miss immensely, giggling<br />

in the Metro, in class and every-<br />

Next January, <strong>CBS</strong>’ Full-time MBA-program<br />

will be ranked in the Financial Times<br />

for the first time. This autumn it will be<br />

ranked in the Wall Street Journal. Not that<br />

this is a cause for concern – things are<br />

going well for the program.<br />

In a time when Stockholm Business<br />

School and the Norwegian School of<br />

Management (BI) in Oslo are closing their<br />

full-time MBA-programs, <strong>CBS</strong>’ is turning out<br />

to be a marketplace survivor. Here the interest<br />

has grown rather than lessened. For this<br />

school year’s program, 2500 leads became<br />

190 serious applicants with 45 to 50 students<br />

starting this September.<br />

where else with Miss Thang, but I’m<br />

sure we will have lots of virtual giggles<br />

until we see each other again.<br />

Hopefully the characters we come<br />

across are as entertaining as the<br />

train drunks and animal pelt wearing<br />

grannies (they call it mink) from<br />

Kongens Nytorv.<br />

Packing books and files has been a<br />

killer job… and also a realization of<br />

just how much material we (the forty<br />

classmates) have covered in just one<br />

year. It is a mixture between reassurance<br />

and insurance regarding the<br />

fact that there is no such thing as<br />

an insurmountable task. It’s also a<br />

rather heavy souvenir of all the intellectual<br />

challenges we have been put<br />

through.<br />

I will miss the hilarious professors<br />

who made us question our world<br />

views – like Teacher of the year Can<br />

Seng Ooi who did the International<br />

Business course, and Thomas Ritter<br />

(the kind advisor) who did the<br />

Marketing course. The others whom I<br />

enjoyed for their passion and expertise<br />

are Alan Hansen (Managerial<br />

Accounting), Toorben Juul Andersen<br />

(Managerial Decision Making and<br />

Strategic Management) and John<br />

Hayes (Change Management).<br />

The administration team... what a<br />

bunch of cool people. Somehow I<br />

know that leaving is not a permanent<br />

goodbye to them. And my classmates?<br />

I have found some lifelong<br />

friends, and that is one of the things<br />

that have made this experience even<br />

more worth it.<br />

Something that is even sicker is that<br />

I find myself actually envying the<br />

new class. The MBA year is the one<br />

year where anything goes. You get<br />

to try it all, make mistakes, challenge<br />

yourself and others, learn new things<br />

and, and, and, and…<br />

I wouldn’t do it again… Oh no!<br />

No-no! I have so paid for this!<br />

But I would not not have done it<br />

for the world. All in all, <strong>CBS</strong> and<br />

Copenhagen have been fantastic. I<br />

got a degree and a dude … a trenchant<br />

for professional masochism<br />

and much, much more. So how to<br />

terminate? I’ll be back? Vi Ses!<br />

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<strong>CBS</strong> – a full-time MBA marketplace survivor<br />

The diversity of the program continues<br />

with students, about 30 percent of them<br />

female, coming from places like Argentina,<br />

Brazil and Colombia over Zambia and<br />

Bhutan to Europe, with Scandinavians,<br />

Baltic and Germans making up about half<br />

the program. About 95 percent of them are<br />

paying their own way.<br />

With its entrepreneurship, Scandinavian<br />

leadership and real world challenge-focus,<br />

supplemented with an elective specifically<br />

addressing the global financial crisis, <strong>CBS</strong>’<br />

Full-time MBA 2009-2010 also boasts the<br />

highest GMAT-average for many years.<br />

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