september 2009.pdf - CBS OBSERVER
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i h a v e s o p a i d f o r t h i s<br />
What’s up <strong>CBS</strong>? Believe it or not but<br />
this is the last time that you will hear<br />
from me (sniffle). I know. I know…<br />
I will miss you too, but it’s time to<br />
start a new part of my life. The torture<br />
is over, and I’m alive to tell the<br />
tale. Strictly speaking I should be<br />
happy about that. But then, there’s<br />
the reality of being jobless and<br />
returning to my parents’ house in<br />
South Africa.<br />
Hey, it will be cool to live rent free<br />
for a while, but I am not sure how<br />
long that will last. The parents are<br />
pretty easy going people, but at the<br />
end of the day I am a child to them,<br />
no matter how old I get. And a very<br />
proficient testimony to just how long<br />
childhood lasts is Dude´s 90-year-old<br />
great grandmother, who used to tell<br />
his 70-year-old grandmother to wear<br />
a jumper every time she left the<br />
house to go somewhere. The great<br />
grandmother also used to check on<br />
her daughter’s diet too. So clearly, as<br />
long as your parents are still alive,<br />
they will fuss over you no matter<br />
how old you both get. It’s comfort-<br />
b y k u t l o a n o " t h u l i " s k o s a n a<br />
ing. It’s also very, very scary in a<br />
hilarious way.<br />
I have grown fond of this charming<br />
city called Copenhagen, so I am a<br />
little sad to be leaving.<br />
Oh yes, I lost my cycling virginity! I<br />
had an accident and fell off my bike,<br />
so I consider myself a baptised (baptism-by-asphalt)<br />
Copenhagener! The<br />
dude also doesn’t look so nervous<br />
anymore when we cycle together.<br />
I’ve probably fallen more in love<br />
with Copenhagen because I finally<br />
got the chance to be a tourist these<br />
last few weeks. I no longer face<br />
the possibility of shaming myself<br />
by leaving without seeing the Little<br />
Mermaid or seeing the city by boat,<br />
or visiting landmarks like the Black<br />
Diamond or hanging out in one of<br />
the famous bars on Nørrebro.<br />
Speaking of the Black Diamond,<br />
we had our graduation dinner at the<br />
Søren K restaurant in the building. I<br />
can’t say that it was the most earth<br />
shatteringly orgasmic meal I’ve ever<br />
had, but then again Copenhagen is a<br />
i n - h o u s e n e w s p a p e r f o r co p e n h a g e n b u s i n e s s s c h o o l<br />
nightmare for a vegetarian/pescetarian.<br />
But that’s a conversation for<br />
another time.<br />
Nevertheless, the venue made for<br />
the prettiest sunset photos, and we<br />
danced until we were kicked out at<br />
some ungodly hour. When the DJ<br />
started playing the Dirty Dancing<br />
soundtrack theme song, the manager<br />
must have thought it was time<br />
to shut the place down. Yeah, a bit<br />
cheesy but we did (or at least I did)<br />
have the time of our life in this town,<br />
so the tune was appropriate.<br />
Earlier on that day, we had all<br />
donned our Harry Potter outfits<br />
at Porcelænshaven, marched to<br />
the sound of a harp for the grand<br />
entrance, listened to some entertaining<br />
speeches and then received our<br />
graduation certificates.<br />
Although I’ve participated in graduations<br />
before this one, there was<br />
something different this time around.<br />
It seems to have more meaning.<br />
Was it because of all the suffering<br />
we went through as MBA students?<br />
A friend of mine back home says<br />
it’s just a sign that I’m getting old.<br />
Rudeness – obviously not just a<br />
Danish trait!<br />
Anyway, we got to do the American<br />
thing and threw our hats in the air<br />
for the group photo and then immediately<br />
started our alcoholic binge<br />
– by all appearances we were celebrating,<br />
but in reality we were just<br />
postponing the eventuality of being<br />
face to face with unemployment. But<br />
if statistics are anything to go by,<br />
then 70 percent of us should be in a<br />
job within three months.<br />
So, as I’m packing to leave I realize<br />
that I will miss the MBA program.<br />
Yes, it is definitely a sign of sickness…<br />
as in sick in the head. Then<br />
again, the course has been my life<br />
for a year and there is definitely<br />
some emptiness now that it’s over.<br />
Even Miss Thang started feeling<br />
unwell at the end of the project, saying<br />
that she might have adrenalin<br />
withdrawal problems. Of course that<br />
was worth giggling about. That is<br />
definitely one part of my life here<br />
that I will miss immensely, giggling<br />
in the Metro, in class and every-<br />
Next January, <strong>CBS</strong>’ Full-time MBA-program<br />
will be ranked in the Financial Times<br />
for the first time. This autumn it will be<br />
ranked in the Wall Street Journal. Not that<br />
this is a cause for concern – things are<br />
going well for the program.<br />
In a time when Stockholm Business<br />
School and the Norwegian School of<br />
Management (BI) in Oslo are closing their<br />
full-time MBA-programs, <strong>CBS</strong>’ is turning out<br />
to be a marketplace survivor. Here the interest<br />
has grown rather than lessened. For this<br />
school year’s program, 2500 leads became<br />
190 serious applicants with 45 to 50 students<br />
starting this September.<br />
where else with Miss Thang, but I’m<br />
sure we will have lots of virtual giggles<br />
until we see each other again.<br />
Hopefully the characters we come<br />
across are as entertaining as the<br />
train drunks and animal pelt wearing<br />
grannies (they call it mink) from<br />
Kongens Nytorv.<br />
Packing books and files has been a<br />
killer job… and also a realization of<br />
just how much material we (the forty<br />
classmates) have covered in just one<br />
year. It is a mixture between reassurance<br />
and insurance regarding the<br />
fact that there is no such thing as<br />
an insurmountable task. It’s also a<br />
rather heavy souvenir of all the intellectual<br />
challenges we have been put<br />
through.<br />
I will miss the hilarious professors<br />
who made us question our world<br />
views – like Teacher of the year Can<br />
Seng Ooi who did the International<br />
Business course, and Thomas Ritter<br />
(the kind advisor) who did the<br />
Marketing course. The others whom I<br />
enjoyed for their passion and expertise<br />
are Alan Hansen (Managerial<br />
Accounting), Toorben Juul Andersen<br />
(Managerial Decision Making and<br />
Strategic Management) and John<br />
Hayes (Change Management).<br />
The administration team... what a<br />
bunch of cool people. Somehow I<br />
know that leaving is not a permanent<br />
goodbye to them. And my classmates?<br />
I have found some lifelong<br />
friends, and that is one of the things<br />
that have made this experience even<br />
more worth it.<br />
Something that is even sicker is that<br />
I find myself actually envying the<br />
new class. The MBA year is the one<br />
year where anything goes. You get<br />
to try it all, make mistakes, challenge<br />
yourself and others, learn new things<br />
and, and, and, and…<br />
I wouldn’t do it again… Oh no!<br />
No-no! I have so paid for this!<br />
But I would not not have done it<br />
for the world. All in all, <strong>CBS</strong> and<br />
Copenhagen have been fantastic. I<br />
got a degree and a dude … a trenchant<br />
for professional masochism<br />
and much, much more. So how to<br />
terminate? I’ll be back? Vi Ses!<br />
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<strong>CBS</strong> – a full-time MBA marketplace survivor<br />
The diversity of the program continues<br />
with students, about 30 percent of them<br />
female, coming from places like Argentina,<br />
Brazil and Colombia over Zambia and<br />
Bhutan to Europe, with Scandinavians,<br />
Baltic and Germans making up about half<br />
the program. About 95 percent of them are<br />
paying their own way.<br />
With its entrepreneurship, Scandinavian<br />
leadership and real world challenge-focus,<br />
supplemented with an elective specifically<br />
addressing the global financial crisis, <strong>CBS</strong>’<br />
Full-time MBA 2009-2010 also boasts the<br />
highest GMAT-average for many years.<br />
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